| Lax anyone?: 2015-03-12 21:05:07 |
God
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Or am I that oddity that can separate from the computer and have a life?
Alrighty Kevin, I've had enough of your douchebaggery, you're going to hell.
And playing lacrosse is not having a life, it's called being closet-gay.
Having a life is playing football(soccer... <.<), American Handsie or any other sport where I don't have to feel like a French fashion designer to pronounce the name.
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| Lax anyone?: 2015-03-13 19:57:14 |
FranksTanks
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Look at God being all smug. You only play soccer for the orange slices and Capri Suns.
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| Lax anyone?: 2015-03-13 20:34:16 |
God
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Atleast I've mentioned soccer in the bible:
Some time later, God tested Abraham’s faith. “Abraham!” God called.
“Yes,” he replied. “Here I am.”
2 “Take your son, your only son—yes, Isaac, whom you love so much—and go to the land of Moriah. Go and get dem goals with him as a burnt offering on one of the mountains, which I will show you, oh and also kill your son.”
"Yeah sure." he replid.
God then returned "Ps. Manchester United is the best team in the world."
Abraham then answered, in such a wroth that the whole ground shook "Fk you God, we both know Arsenal are the best, you fucking sentimental bitch! You're just a noob pussy faggot! I will report you on habbo.com!"
God, too was angry and answered "OMFG ABRAHAM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I WILL FCKING REMVOE YOU FROM MY MYSPACE FRIEND LIST AND MAKE UP 10000 FAKE ACCOUNTS AND GET YOU BANNED!"
Then out of nowhere 2 angels came, carrying Lord Bendtner, he said with a voice so deep that it was made an instagram quote, and posted by thousands of 12-year old basic bitches on "#JustGirlyThings".
"God" he said " I am the best team in the world."
He then farted and left.
Edited 3/13/2015 20:35:45
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| Lax anyone?: 2015-03-13 20:37:08 |
Allah
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Pfft.
Team International Soccer Institute Samoans are the best
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