Hi guys, in this age of stress,global warming and American rednecks supporting the Peshmerga Kurds.
We forget about the Kurds of the nord; The Samy People.
Comparrisons:
*They're both ethnic minorities spread over 4 countries.
Differences:
*samis like reindeer *Samis are not Kurds.
- Conclusion -
We should arm the samis so that they can fight a race war in first Norway, then they can use the oil gained from Norway to set fire to the Taiga, and then conquer all of Russia.
By that time Finland has already mobilised it's army only consisting of "Winter-war" veterans, and they're prepared, hiding in trees with their white camo, just waiting for the war cries of the samis.
Of course the WW veterans are old and shit, and will die of cancer or be mutilated by wolves, long before they get to shoot any samis. So the samis will conquer the world.
Rednecks will eventually support anything that sounds good "Basque terrorists HELL YEAH" "one guy wants a divided Germany....... FUCK CHARLEMAGNE AND FUCK PRUSSIA DIVISION HERE WE COME"
Yep I know that and even Satan finally left us, as according to an old Basque story: "the Devil tried to learn Basque for seven years and gave up, learning no more of the language than yes/no (bai/ez)."