Alexclusive, this best-of-11 was more than just a game—it was a reckoning. You thought you could clown on my friend Wejizz and stroll through these streets unchallenged. But now you know: these streets aren’t yours to walk; they’re mine to own. I outmaneuvered you, outwitted you, and now I stand victorious, leaving no doubt about who the true tactician is.
So here’s my advice: pack your bags and stay off my streets before I unleash the rabid ferret lurking in the shadows. Consider this a warning and a lesson—next time, respect the game and the people in it. GG, but don’t come back.
Occasion: Disagreement regarding whether or not my allegation in the global chat that Widzisz was friendzoned by his wife due to failure to remember her was to be interpreted as hilarious or beef
Bet: If alexclusive loses, he has to leave the street