1, to come that close to Batman's glorious man hand would be the day.

Would you rather...
1.) Parachute from a plane, then with a seemless transition land into the drivers seat of an Abrams tank and drive across an active battlefield running over the enemy as you go, to rescue a beautiful babe they took as hostage. After you rescue the babe you smoke a yummy cigar while the beautiful babe blows up enemies with the main gun.

Or

2.) infiltrate a Spetsnaz base. Fight your way through the russian special forces with a katana (while wearing a stylish hat). Take down a Hinds by throwing your katana at it, after you decapitate the Spetsnaz base commander. Rescue the beautiful babe who they were interrogating. Then make your getaway using a Soviet nuclear submarine.

2. Russian women know their way around a bit better than an American counterpart. If you know what I mean. And by that, I mean intercourse. And by that, I mean unorthodox intercourse. And by that, I mean cross-dressing fantasies. And by that, I mean ... wait nvm that was what I meant.

Would you rather

1: Be sodomized viciously by 13 blue whales.
2: Be trapped in a youth-time machine (like in Hot Tub Time Machine), where you are 7 again and Michael Jackson sodomizes you.

P.S. Gender not specified on anything here.

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Would you rather

1: Be invited to the DARKLORDS once a day.
2: Be invited to the DARKLORDS twice a day.

Would you rather

1: Be invited to the DARKLORDS once a day.
2: Be invited to the DARKLORDS twice a day.

invite all you want I don't get them

Would you rather:

Become a vampire and go to hell when you die properly
Die, but maybe go to heaven and maybe go to hell

(you are about to die BTW)

P.S. This is one of the major decisions of the class novel we are reading:

B. because theres possibility of heaven.

would you rather,

A: become a Billionaire but give up your right to listen to any music other than Justin Bieber until you die or

B: maintain a low-to-moderate income and enjoy the freedom to listen to whatever music you like.

Well Genghis, id say the chances of surviving 13 blue whale engagements is very slim.
So yeah...I choose life!

Mercenary, 1 because I can live without music

Would you rather...
1.) Be the explosives expert of a highly trained tactical insertion team, getting to blow something up every mission.
or
2.) Be the expert sniper of a highly trained tactical insertion team, getting to take out a high priority target every mission.

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@Mercenary. 2 cause I can't live without music

@Kur 2 cause you get to see their heads pop off and get famous for taking him out and get money. But mostly seeing the head pop off.

1. Gladius

2. Claymore

Please explain your choice.

1, id take the gladius for practicality. It was specifically designed for close combat. Stabbing is also far more effective than slashing.

Would you rather...
1.) Be a red shirt guy from Star Trek
or
2.) Or Boba Fett when he gets eaten by that desert squid thingy

Boba Fett. Cause he lives in some stories.

Would you rather....

1. Be a hot girl with no arms

or

2. Be a hot guy with no legs

I dont realy care about the gender, also not about being hot since I will be hot in both options. arms are more important then legs, so 2.

Would you rather

1: Let the whole world pay with chocolate coins.

or

2: Let no one have money at all and do all payments with trading

2. Cause number 1 would be more expensive to pay all citizens in. Also you money would melt. And trading in a normal thing.


1. AK-47

2. P90

2. P90 looks more funny.

Would you rather:
A. Become a communist.
B. Die.

Communist
A Have to be a prisoner at Aushritz or unit 731(No immediate execution)

I never heard of Aushritz. So I'll take that.


Would you rather....

Be eaten alive by your dog

or

Eat your dog alive

Eat my dog I guess

In a zombie apocalypse would you rather have

A. Gladius

B. P90

Gladius. It's ammo is unlimited.

Would you rather drink:
A. Beer.
B. Vodka.

Vodka. It tells me im a good dancer.

Would you rather...
1.) Be the keeper of a magical demonic ring capable of twisting your thinking
or
2.) Be a giant eye ball that is on fire.

Kur that question is very ambigous, because the second part with the ball on fire isnt described well

he means do you want to be frodo or sauron

Would you rather be:
The Most Interesting Man In The World
Boromir