I have no idea how are you guys still at work.it is the last time but that's not a big deal if I can be used to it and I have no idea how are you guys still at work I can only get my email this morning with you in bed watching a show that you have an awesome and then go out for lunch tomorrow but it doesn't matter who has been a ass and then you would be killed on the way you would like that you have any questions?

Sure.

Worst story ever.

Edited 3/30/2015 18:54:57

3/10 not edgy enough

I used predictive text to make my story.

I saw that you have diarrhoea and I can come over the weekend after that diarrhoea has gone away. I'm going out tonight and I have no idea when you'll get a new phone. but you can borrow my phone. so I can come in the morning with my girlfreind . and I have no idea when you have to leave.
if you screwed up my phone I will kill you. you can be used to the cold. ans and they were so many other things and the like a boss was on silent the best for the weekend after my first place for your birthday so what you do?

these are not even stories

you know once upon a time there were people, but they also had a blue twin...
*police drag me away for copyright infringement*
But you haven't heard the one about the wizard with glasses yet!

More stories please.

once upon a time there was a house in britain in the 1940's. and it had a wardrobe that was a portal to a world that was ruled by the voice of liam neeson.. well anyway four kids went there but it was real cold cos a ice witch ruled the land-
*gets hit with a baton for copyright infringement*

I Dean emos etalcohc , I od ton erac.

It was one cheery dinner when the king of Denmark was enjoying a feast with his friend . until he checked on a piece on chicken . he said " I need a doctor " he was on the other side of the table. But the table was extremely long , before he knew it he died of axpiciation .
And that why in Denmark we have very small tables.