There is a Rothschild Zionist plot in conjunction with the Church of Scientology to ruin the WarLight forums!
Illuminati and ISIL both begin with the same letter, and the DAKLORDS and After_Dark both have "dark" in their names.
Benjamin Netanyahu rigged the Israeli elections in his favour so that the WarLight forums would be ruined!

WAR ON ISRAEL!!!

Damn, I thought I had fooled everyone, but then this keen-eyed follower of Prophet Muhammad appeared.

Time to take the mask off. I am Benjamin Netanyahu. Shalom!

I'm British and I saw the humour.

/me is an idiot ㅠ.ㅜ

Colonel thats -NOT- humor. Honestly if you think thats funny, you're a fucking idiot.

^When an American thinks he knows what the word "humour" means...

What's funny is how he always talks about his british heritage, then blames the west of being horrible, and calls Americans liberal. Americans (in comparison to the UK) have two parties: Conservative, and Conservative. But he would know that if he read anything besides the Qur'an

I do read. I read bear stuff... mostly British. There is a massive crater between America and the UK.
You just can't see it yet...

This forum seems to have derailed a long time ago (LGBT propaganda, sexual deviance, insane discussions), but since I came here, everything is not hopeless, Allah enlightens the most inner thoughts of a man, and enlightens and guides souls to sanctity.

Yeah guys, I am good, mmkay?

Guys I am Kurdish, that means everybody gotta enlist in the pershmerga forces and defeat ISIS :D

-And then the turks.

And armenians.

Aaaand then maybe exterminate the arabs for 1988.

There is only one true God, any creature, by its nature, disqualifies itself from being God. The only creature that exalted itself to claim to be a God, is Satan himself. Shame on you.

Death is the only god that is proven to exist. Guns were invented with Death whispering in the ear of that CHinese manufacturer. Sickness, viri and poisons are all made by Death. Violence is just a making of Death. World War 2, the Mongolian Conquests, the Plagues, all great achievements by Death.

Fear him, for it will be your burial if you do not.

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Gangnam Style.

Death is the only god that is proven to exist. Guns were invented with Death whispering in the ear of that CHinese manufacturer. Sickness, viri and poisons are all made by Death. Violence is just a making of Death. World War 2, the Mongolian Conquests, the Plagues, all great achievements by Death.

Fear him, for it will be your burial if you do not.

1. Completely true.
2. Creepy!
3. I am about to blind you for no reason...

If Jesus was alive after guns were invented, he would carry around an anti-tank for self-defence.

Be quiet! Don't talk about Death! If you keep talking, he'll eventually show up on this thread and haunt us all!

Death is a real person. He is a member of CORP.

he was originally a doctor. then he went mad.