Ask Tyrion. He's the expert, apparently

wtf? D:

reported

i actually need to know this. so if anyone here is an expert, their opinion is highly appreciated.

Bane, I believe it is legal, but only if you are also a Buzz Lightyear doll.

this... complicates things.

what about their right to be their own nation? can i fuck then?

If you find a way to be accepted into their society, then I see no problem with this.

reported

By all means, please do! A single post of this kind is enough to get someone banned from many forums; why should this one be different? Banning me would be a step in the right direction for Warlight. But ban Tyrion first; it's a shame to see such a good TV character be defamed by this moron. Pathetic, really.

ok, text me the address.

Apparently legal, considering the absence of any legal backlash:

http://gawker.com/5860746/despite-his-name-buzz-lightyear-is-not-a-sex-toy-guys.

im surprised deadspin didnt publish that.

You had me at, "You've got a friend in me"

First Shrek, now Buzz.
God I love the internet.

i think you know im not the reporting type :)

Hmm. Shrek's slightly fuzzier than Buzz Lightyear dolls, to be fair.

Credit where credit is due Hermit, that made me laugh.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

spoken by a true homophobe