The Pope approves Gay Marriage

The Pope approves Necrophilia and Pedophilia

The Pope confesses to Necrophilia and Pedophilia

America uses supersoldiers as common practice

Ethiopia buys Google for 100,000 Goats

Turkey doesn't suppress journalists.

Vladimir Putin's approval rating passes 300%

are we getting more likely or less likely?\

it seems like more likely, so:

russia and US war over Ukraine.

more likely:

China invades Japan and allied with Russia declare war on 'Murica: ww3 begins.

cept for england, south korea, australia, and half the world get involved and after like a 30 year ww3 there finally defeated.

Tony Abbott does something intelligent.

this is what comes up when you look up toby abbott on yahoo.

#whyiusegoogle



For mine:

Google buys the Internet.

Petrol runs out.

Restarted, as thats 100% certainly gonna happen.

New Game:

Starting thing:

Terminator is real.

Restarted, as thats 100% certainly gonna happen.

Says who? Britain just discovered a gigantic oil field just outside London, and Saudi Arabia just discovered four untouched oilfields in the middle of the desert... they haven't even begun drilling yet.

I believe that oil running out is just as likely as global warming being proven.

...God.....amazing

Anyhow, terminators are real...

New game:

Moondwellers settle on Earth.

Half-Life 3 is released

China establishes minimum wage

The United States establish socialism.

^ Ha

China leaves the Dollar

Edited 5/9/2015 02:55:25