ISIS is full of people who believe the Mahdi is coming to rule the world, and that if they blow themselves up, they will get 70 virgin girls and many pedophilically described virgin boys to serve them in the afterlife.

I strongly suspect that you are right for once, Tyrion. ISIL maniacs believe stupid stuff like that.
The only thing I am not sure about is the Mahdi thing. You're mixing up ISIL with Hezbollah, which is kinda the same thing but even more maniacal.

^ Do they believe too that the earth is like a pizza and that the sun rotates around it?

OMG I SHOT LIKE TEN ISIS GUYS AND THERE IS A SHOOT THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST CARNIVAL! I got a bazooka for popping three dudes in a gunfight on a highway :P

If I was still in office ISIS would've been gone by now. Let's roll

Wait guys maybe ISIS commits so much genocide to ensure there's enough virgins for all of them after they die. They're not evil, they're just making retirement plans. It's like the terrorist religious extremist version of a 401(k).

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I will edit genghis' comment:


^See this kids? This is what we call a "pivotal comment ".

The forum will respond in one of three ways or give a mixture (more likely).

1. Simply disregard it and g off-topic.
2. Fiercely argue it and go off-topic.
3. Agree with it and go off-topic.

Today, class, we're taking the "high road" and disregarding it to avoid an off-topic discussion!

:)

"hero cabbie"

"Uzi and bullets lobbed into a car"

So.... Instead of using the gun and the bullets to kill a guy, the suspect just decided to throw the bullets and the gun into his car window?

#ScottishMurderers
#BetterRun
#LolNot
#AllTheirDiabeticallyInfectedFood
#MakesSureTheyCan'tRun

#OsamaBinLadenWasSoHot

@AngryPanda
I swear, I was thinking of that a few minutes before I saw this thread...

actually I found today that the Texans were afraid of an US invasion, as some secret US army documents leaked!



Conspiracies!!!!!!

So Texas are a separate political entity? Lol

9 hours ago:
The United States Responds To Texan Insurgency

At the end the Texan army wins and conquers the United States !!! XD

ISIS also opens a luxury hotel in Mosul.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-opens-262room-luxury-hotel-in-mosul-10227777.html

(beheadings included)

I wanna book to this hotel!