Hello all im looking to join a clan look at my rates they are pretty good.

I think it'd be helpful if you clarified as to what sort of clan you want to join and what you want to gain from being part of a clan- e.g., tournaments, private games, competitive leagues, Manager Rights, an active forum, etc.

Lone Wolf you know you're always welcome in the Poon Squad. Poon on brother!

Hey QueefBalls, can I also get Manager Rights in the Poon Squad, or are your standards just too high?

We don't give away manager rights to people we don't know in real life.

QB brother id love to join you. ps i play mostly diplo,role playing and 2v2. id gain brothershipness and the ability to help the clan grow (if needed) and would always keep the forum active. and would be a great recruiter to

would be a great recruiter

xD xD xD

Good luck to the Poon Squad!

LOL like we need your good luck xD

Context for the curious: The Lone Wolf was kicked out of three clans this week- CORP, The Lost Wolves (for the third time), and Brothers In Arms (the new one) because he always asks for Manager Rights and is widely suspected of trying to hijack clans.

We have less players than you knyte and your clan is newer than ours, so whose standards are low now?

^standards are not judged on amount and newness. standards are based on reputation and general opinions toward the clan :)

*fewer members

Anyone whose opinion I respect thinks the Poon Squad is the best clan here so I'd say we have a great reputation among people who know what they're talking about.

Right. It's not about quantity as much as it's about quality. If you merged apex, the MASTER clan, WG, and [Lynx] to form a new clan, it would still be very, very high quality despite being extremely new and having a good number of members.

LOL angry and kynte still trying to accuse me of clan jacking how pitiful. first of all i left BIA to join PC/another clan and i left u cumsquats cuz u guys were blaming all on me. and with the wolves well i dont know what happened

I don't want to air any dirty laundry, but The Good Adolf Hitler specifically stated in another thread (https://www.warlight.net/Forum/90820-request-fix-improve-clan-system?Offset=60) that you were kicked out of BIA. The Wolves have also kicked you out three times, and you didn't leave CORP- you kept asking for an invite and then went all sour grapes on us.

As far as clan-jacking goes, I'm not pointing fingers... but it was your alt/"friend" KRAZYKABLE that suspiciously ended up with Manager Rights. Definitely our fault for trusting you, however.

The Lone Wolf, nobody believes you now, I must also quote here one of Colonel's mail :

"I am aware of The Lone Wolf. He is a clan-hopper who has previously been a member of the Falcons, the Wolves, After_Dark, DARKLORDS and possibly a few others. He is the leader of a band of friends who are interested in getting a clan for themselves including "Admiral Nelson (formerly the Conservative)", "The Swaggerman" and "[T4R] Lilly is Kitty".

PPB was supposed to help them out at one point, but it never materialised, that's how he knows him.
"

Poon-Squad, you're grasping at straws. All roads lead to Rome : you're irrelevant and unimportant.

I do disagree with Panda, though. The Lone Wolf definitely deserves Manager Rights, especially in a really high-quality clan like the Poon Squad.

*All roads lead to poon