*insert incoherent message*






Be a leader of at least one clan. Then, for every web browser installed on your computer, add an alt. For every clan you lead, add five chat games.


Once that is done, make sure your 'main account' is playing in 40+ multi-day games, with each subsequent alt adding 5 games (minimum). You may ask how this is possible, but it is simple, see? Make sure it is all 3 day boot times, and then stagger the days so you only have to play a third of the games every day. The next step would be to ignore any games that are not about to boot you in the next hour, and instead choose to play coin games or the real-time ladder.



Also, quit work, buy loads and loads of coffee/Adderall/[censored] so you'll never have to worry about sleep. We'll sleep when we're dead. Construct a nuclear bunker and set yourself up in it, just you and the laptop and the WiFi and some food. Play Warlight. Repeat for (x) number of years. Then, audition to be Gollum in the next Lord of the Rings movie.

Good luck!

Continued: tournaments are your friends. Especially round robins. Join every tournament you're invited to! Tournaments are great *cough* for managing the number of games you are in at any given moment, and you'll never feel like round robins *cough* are putting too much pressure on you!

I can't tell whether you're doing this. Based on how you took a turn every third day in our 1v1... I'm going to say you are.

how to be an addict? try to follow the path of ALE

Along the lines of how I did it about 1-2 years ago, though not in a nuclear bunker. Add map making, role playing and tournament/league running and then it will be a proper addict.

Map making and role-play aren't really my thing (I guess I'll never be a 'real' addict :/) , but I agree with tournament/league running! That is a must-have for every true addict!

what about playing teamgames with your alts?

You also live part time at McDonald's to use their free wifi.

You also of course know all the regulars and the Manager.

And run at least one CLoT.

Please tell me you didn't quit your job...

You also got your 1v1 and 2v2 ladders to 6 games at a time by sending Fizzer a Email ... and 50 Dollars.

Edit: You buy the Yearly Membership every year instead of the Lifetime.

Edited 6/18/2015 00:11:25

No, that part isn't until next year, Sitzkrieg :P

I guess it's possible to make a living on coin games... I just won 8 cents today in my first coin game (don't think I'll be quitting my job any time soon)

Edited 6/18/2015 01:14:47

don't forget pretend you're a hot chick and sneak in to clans where you are not wanted and rig your browser to show a flag from somewhere besides South Carolina...like maybe Poland...lol...

LOL! Gollum was a nice touch