The F*ck Me Silly Masturbater is a fine machine




It noice

Keeps me jimmy happy

#numbersdontlie

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"Is a good machine."

"I don't give a damn about Computer technolology, this mutha f*cka busts my balls."

"The FedEx girl who delivered this looked at me in the eyes! I THINK SHE HAS A CRUHS ON ME! ;0"

Edited 6/16/2015 05:39:16

I remember back in the early 2000s when moral values still existed...



Edited 6/16/2015 14:16:33

Are you a man over 40? Do you less drive? Are you tired a lot? Do you bleed easily? Does your tongue get like a rock and you pretend to eat it? Do you feel less romance? Got less drive? Don't feel lust? Hard to maintain your interest? Don't have the drive you used to? Confused about your sexuality? Got low testosterone? Don't have romantic drive anymore?

Did you answer yes to any of these questions?

If so, you should consider :

F***'ing yourself !

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Go back to your tent, squinty.

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