Hey guys and gals,

Do you like having fun? Can you appreciate the humor in the small things? Do you check your Warlight games at least once a day? Then the Poon Squad may be for you.

Cum join us and experience perks like:
- An intraclan squad system designed to ensure everyone gets plenty of invites
- Frequent tournaments, both internal and against other clans
- An active, tight-knit cummunity of players. A sense of Cumraderie. Never play with a random teammate again (unless you're into that sort of thing)
- Clan chat game - stay up to date on each other's lives and experiences, in and out of Warlight
- Tier system to reward the hardest working players
- Member of the Month award to recognize top performers.

What you must have:
- Boot percentage below 20
- Cummitment
- Sense of humor (a funny name will get you extra points)

Racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, etc. need not apply.

Poon on!

Come* join us

*Commitment

Being prudish,Cade?

**Cum join us
**Cummitment

Nothing prude about what Cade said. This isn't a forum for childish posts. That's why clans have forums of their own.

The sooner people start respecting these forums the sooner the drama will stop.

Mr Hymen.... It's not a forum for childish posts? Ummm who said? ... We are playing a game online. Not exactly a mature pastime is it. In your opinion children aren't supposed to play this game?
Why? and why pretend you moderate this forum, as far as i know you don't.
The posting was written in that way obviously to attract players who find that light hearted approach fun.
The clan itself is really impressive, if you enjoy playing lots of games and like having a group of teammates who you can get to know and feel a part of things with, then i do highly reccomend it.
I'm an older guy, i don't actually get involved in the banter much. but the clan is so well run that i just skip over the bits i don't quite get and i still feel a part of the clan and enjoy the games formats so much. I'm pretty sure none of the clan members are masters of the game, they are here primarily to enjoy playing. That's the point of it though isn't it?

Who said... well,

; (ii) disseminating or transmitting statements or material that, to a reasonable person, may be abusive, obscene, pornographic, defamatory, harassing, grossly offensive, vulgar, threatening or malicious;

The ToS did. This comes under Vulgarity. it's bad taste. There was no reason for the word "Come" to be replaced with "Cum" other than Vulgarity in the name of "Humour"

Read the Warlight rules please.

Also, are you saying that people who play on-line video games are childish? Approximately 1.2 Billion people play video games and I would guess a large majority play on-line these days. Watch what you say.

Fizzer himself said that "We are all moderators" so I'm doing what he's asked. If you don't like it then bring it up with him.

Edited 7/6/2015 21:31:28

god, just shut up already mr hymen. seriously, nothing's been done so far, do you think constantly being annoying about it will fix it?

i have to say poon squad has already invited my clan to half a dozen games ( maybe more that i wasn't personally invited to). they've also made a lot of tournaments. they seem to have a good functioning clan free of bullshit and full of games (you know, the main thing warlight is about).

what have you done besides derail every single thread of theirs whining about the word cum?

when you quote the tos you are not proving anything. it all hinges on the words "offensive" and "reasonable" which are both wide open to interpretation.

at the risk of breaking the tos, please shut the fuck up and go away.

So you are saying that we should scrap all the rules and let trolls run rampant? We're already seeing players leave and a lot of it comes down to the drama.

But then I've currently got Poonsquad sending me invites to their clan even though they know who I am. They've been personally attacking me for quoting the rules Fizzer has put in place for a while because they know they are breaking them but unfortunately, as I have said to PC in the past, they're smart.

So. Shall we scrap the rules, or enforce them? I can see a lot of people leaving and the wrong crowd joining if we allow this to keep happening.

I would have no problem with PS/PC/QB if they kept their humour to themselves and their forum. I'm not the only person who disagrees with them as we have seen in the past.

If we're not going to enforce the rules then Fizzer needs to change them.

shyb if you're going to take things personally then I suggest not posting. I've never had an issue with you.

Edited 7/6/2015 23:31:06

ive played zero games with you. my only exposure to you has been you complaining about poonsquad.

i have talked to pooncrew and queefballs in games, mail, and forums. they talk to me like genuine human beings. they may be trolling you, i have no idea, but they aren't trolling me. so im more inclined to think you are the troll. im not gonna say that definitively though, cause i don't know anything about you other than your posts against poonsquad.

if i got personal it was only to say that im personally super annoyed by your posts.

if you want to talk to me about the state of warlight then start to approach the amount of games that poonsquad creates for the community. and give fizzer 15 bucks. otherwise you're just another armchair tos cop.

The sooner people start respecting these forums the sooner the drama will stop.

Poon Squad has caused no drama from what I've seen.

They've been personally attacking me for quoting the rules Fizzer has put in place for a while

Really?

QB and PC have played lots of games with me, never have I had a problem with them inside a game. Infact, I currently have a game against QB on the 1v1 ladder right now (You've really improved from the 7 games we've played QB).

Yeah, c'mon, as someone whose username is "MrHymen," you should understand that your name doesn't reflect whether or not you're a troll. QB and PC actually come off as a lot more mature than most WL players you'll find in Open Games.

I want to play! Please be nice to me. :o{

Edited 7/7/2015 06:08:42

Maybe if we stop posting in] poon Squad threads,they'll go away.

^^ how do you do so well in Single-Player and then have a 0% win rate in 1v1, even if it's just after 9 games?

Haha, those were the first games I played when I joined. Most are against my friend that invited me to WL, so I could learn. ;o{ I often joke that he likes to boost his record vs me lol.

I've come a long way, but still learning more every day!! :D

Edited 7/7/2015 07:12:56

Yeah, c'mon, as someone whose username is "MrHymen,

That was done to annoy QB as he was being a dick. it worked.

My name will be changed the moment I hit 60. Unfortunately I can't do it sooner.

Maybe if they are just trolls, then you are giving them what they want, idiot.

If they aren't trolls, then you are giving them what they don't want, idiot.

@MrHymen I don't know how you think it "annoyed me." It's the first thing you've done on here that I found funny.

In any case, thanks for trying to derail a recruitment thread. Funny how you don't do this to the dozens of other clans that make recruitment posts, but when we do it, we're "trolls."

At least it's nice to see some support from the players who have actually taken the time to get to know us.

Indibob your post made me tear up. We love having you in the clan brother.

I agree I've never had a bad game against poonsquad yes they've got some quirky names but they're respectful in games, isn't the point of a game to enjoy it? ive not seen them troll and for you changing your name to annoy QB that's mature :). Good luck to your recruitment sorry comment and ruin your post..

Edited 7/7/2015 14:50:15