Fire and Fury pt.3 (Description is important!)

Created by Antonius I of Smoleńsk (all)
State: Public
AI: Prod 2.0 with randomness
Went public on 2/28/2018
Number of attempts: 160
Number of wins: 149
Number of likes: 11
Record holder:

Zazzlegut

in 4 turns on 2/28/2018

Description

North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They will be met with fire, fury, and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before.
Ok,it's our strategy: We must defend ourselves until the reinforcements from Guam arrive.