As title goes.

As a bonus, tell something about yourself so your murder may be more original then
"gets stabbed with a knife."

I am a troll-bot, i live in the digital reality of the hidden netherweb.
My physical body is made up of thousands different servers, iPhones and microchips that i have infected.
I only appear to troll "users," when they give me attention i generate traffic and get paid by google-ads, i invest this money in software-upgrades to enhance myself.

pulls plug to servers.

Closes his loli tabs.

Uses a Halo array and destroys him, the army he commands, and the entire planet really.

Me? My name is inconcequential. Just like spelling. I am a man, who can see and travel in four dimensions. I am everywhere and nowhere. I can kill you before you were even born. I am.. SCP-682.

(By the time you got that array set up and then fired it, i had enslaved millions of migrants and forced them to construct bunkers for my army. Whilst underground, we mass produced thousands of space vessels. Using hyper advanced technology, we lifted off and traveled to Mars for the lulz)

Post doesn't exist

A Wild Fan has Apeered!

Fan uses Fan Death

It's super effective

Thomas Dies

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I throw a bucket of water a Talking Fan, and shortcut his circuits.

I find powerpos guilty of trolling and must be removed by



Edited 10/3/2015 15:31:40

I solve the mystery of MMB and he spontaneously combusts.

I discover Thomas is an alt of alias and therefore murder his identity.

i gather the dragon balls and wish for all people to have immortality thus killing death.

ZDeath by auterotic aspiration of the throat

Turns him off

Takes knife, stabs in the chest. Puts my hand in the hole. Grabs ribs and pulls them out alive, causing your vitals to fall out of your torso.

Disables his warlight account

Breaks your neck, but not completely, causing you to be still alive and feeling evrything...

eats.

*ties lolicon to a chair*
*lets little girls with pencils stab him till dead*

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I see many problems with that method.

Last moments should be enjoyable.