Gather around the campfire kiddies. Let ol' Numbnuts tell you how he got his name...
Long ago, in a age few youth will remember. There was a great war which plagued the lands. A war between cats and dogs. I joined the K-Armed Forces as an officer. I was soon after deployed and tasked with leading a pack through hell on earth. My fellow pack members were: Guss demolitions expert, Toby recon, Jackson was the pack's heavy, and Rex was our sniper.
We were assigned a mission to infiltrate a C-level compound. Known to civies as a cat lady's house. We were supposed to find the right hand to the cat army. Mr. Jinggles. The sly bastard had been eluding us for 4 months but we finally tracked him to this C-Lvl.
Everything was going fine when we were ambushed by a group of cats. We stood no chance. We were all captured despite our valiant attempts to fend them off.
Since I was the officer I was interogated. They did brutal things to me. They shoved their bumbholes in my face, walked on me while I tried to sleep, and most of all...they clawed my nutsack. To this day I still can't feel a thing.
I remained a POW until the end of the war. My release was negotiated and finalized. The rest of my pack didn't make it. I was promoted to the rank of general and given an honorable discharge for the torture I endured.
Now days I've learned to live past the war. I lost many things during that war but I knew I needed to move on if I was going to conform to this new world were cats and dogs lived side-by-side. It's been a process but I've been making some changes. I now know many cats who served in the war and we have turned into great friends.
L9ng story, I know, but that's how I got my name, Gen.Numbnuts.
What's the inspiration behind your player name(s)?: 2015-12-11 20:11:53
