Ok guys, I've called this confidential meeting to discuss the future of our great nation. A few things I think we need to run over before moving on;

-Lack of food in my bed chambers.
Guys I dont even know why this is an issue. You all know I like the North Korean invention of hamburgers stacked to the ceiling in my room. Jong-Rig, im looking at you buddy.

-Dog shit stain on my expensive Persian Rug
Ok guys. Ever since Wing died ive been fairly lenient about things related to him. But its been months now...its time for the stain 'NOT THE RUG' to go. Clean the stain up seriously.

-The minor issue of some american running a satire account on a website called 'Warlight'
Any insult upon my glorious image should be dealt with accordingly. I dont really care what it takes to get ris of him just do it.

Moving along, a major issue troubling our wondrous nation is the lack good potatoes. The peasants need to give the best of their produce to the state and need to stop being cheap. And we all know by 'state' i really mean the palace stores. So Jong-Rig, please look into the matter and 'deal' with anybody who makes more trouble than its worth.

Final issue, American journalist are making offensive cartoons and it hurts my feelings. I want a public statment released saying we'll threaten global winter if the insulting continues.

Dad, feel free to chip in and offer your opinion on the matters i present. Remember this thread is totally locked down so nobody can see what you say or read.

Your're an idiot.

Oh great and mighty Supreme Leader! I have heard your cires and will rush to do your bidding! Whoever attends to your room buffet will be severely punished and their family sent to 5 whole generations worth of labor camps!

Forgive me great and mighty leader! The dog shit stain is a worthy foe of our great nation! USA herself could not dispose of the stain! Yet I shall, with a valiant heart, fight for the fatherland and remove the stain with my own two hands!

Sir! The America imposer seems to be a young adult with no life! It is in my opinion that he poses no threat! Regardless i shall send our best team to find the turd and have him eliminated!

As for the issue of the bad potatoes, I have some grave news! It appears that potato yields have been dropping in recent years! This problem is caused not only by a lack of potatoes to plant, but also because we have no money to import new potatoes from Ireland! They want a whole $1.25USAD for a pound of potatoes!

Sir! As for the American journalist, i shall send a statement to the leading paper companies in America at once! I shall make an effort to convey how deeply offensive they have become and will state in bold that we will hesitate to lanuch our nukes! They will have no choice but to bow to our petty whims!

$1.25USAD? What do those Irish think we're made of? Rainbows and Unicorns? Geez. Next thing you know America will elect Mr.Glorious Build A Wall And Exile All The Immigrants Guy.

Anyone have any launch codes ?

I'll hack this thread like you guys hacked Sony. Mwahahaha

Dad, you hit the nail on the head. Jong-Rig, send another statement telling the Irish we will nuke them if they wont reduce their potato export price to $0.07USAD a pound. Should so those stubby leprechauns who they're messing with.

Remember guys this is totally a secure thread. Nobody can read it.

I got some interference from your last post Glorious Leader. I see two names(?) but no words.

Ive already sent a threat to Ireland but they laughed at us...what should I do?

Oh my god. You two are idiots! This is not a secure channel!

Haha dad, you're so silly. <3

Well Jong-Rig, tell the Irish we'll kidnap all of their gold pots until they reduce their prices.

And what do you mean by interference Jong-Rig?

Right away Supreme Leader! Ive sent the threat! Just waiting on a response now.

By the interference i mean it looks like two people posted but words dont show for me. Just their names.

Sirsalty

&

GeneralPE

are their names

Oh? I know SirSalty....he's a cool guy. Kinda of a dick though. I dont know who the GeneralPE dude is...seriously, who dafuq is he?

This is why I sacrifice you people.

Huh, im starting to get interference too....

Yo ... why wasn't I invited to this meeting, last time I checked I was Vice Supreme Leader?

Edited 1/22/2016 17:42:41

I died laughing

Ah! My vice Supreme Leader! Thank god you've showed up! It seems my dad is being difficult and I keep getting outside interference in this secure thread. Are you experiencing the same?