I am not a squiggle

Don't exacerbate the forums.

He's like the Donald Trump of the forums.

I'm the best at sanction cards. Nobody knows how to use sanction cards like me.

It seems that I may be one of the best template makers.
If everyone loves the same gender, then humans will go extinct.
I've came to the conclusion that you're a very stupid person.
I used a dangerous strategy, it's called: "Don't interrupt when your enemy makes a mistake."
I'm not a glorious koala.
How does it feel to be beaten by "The Strategist" ?
I strategically dominated [Mac n Cheese] by using order delay cards. I love order delay cards.
I eat with style.
Don't ever underestimate me and my teammate !! We are strategic.
I handled these guys as prisoners and I blockaded them on a high level.
Alright, I agree that the blocking of the two territories was strategic, I love to strategically prison my opponents. :)
I included order priority cards, delay cards, blockade cards and airlift cards in the game. And these cards are pretty strategic in a game, very handy indeed.
Don't comment on my posts, I don't like you.
No, I can't be your father.
It's official, I love cats. :) I just wanted to share this.
I don't believe in democracy, and I don't believe in elections and I don't believe in a republic.
I have a strategy called: "Quality over quantity in games."
I'm not a noob.
[Mom] said that she is alergic for cats.
Me and especially my teammate literally dominated the game way BEYOND the average level.

When a forum is that degraded, listed quotes are like comedy gold.

bump

Maybe I will look for some more again, but the first post should be updated with all mine.

^Please do

Not much interesting one-lines said in the last 20 threads or so. I think it's better for me to just work on some new polanball of 1416 taking WL by storm.

"you don't want to play against a strategist?" (when he was spamming game invites)
"I'm not "the squiggle"...."
"Donald Trump is worth zero, and that's a fact."
"wacos are wackos."
"Taxation is oppression." (he still claims he's not anarchist...)
"Democracy, secularism and liberalism are not an enlightenment."

Edited 8/27/2016 05:46:04

I have the habit of when I'm done with a game that I look at the history of the game

I have a strategy called: "Quality over quantity in games."

Someone who worships Jesus Christ is not a Christian.

Any Christians or folk who mistook themselves for Christians want to say something? Haha.

Edited 9/18/2016 05:00:01

^Christ was an evil alien. This explains his "miracles" and magic powers. I call him evil because in order to reach his "paradise", you must telepathically surrender your soul to his unquestioned authority, otherwise you spend forever in hell. He wanted to enslave us all and the glorious Romans stopped him!

Wow. That makes a helluva lot more sense than the Bee-blay

my 'parents' play with my butthole

Not verbatim, can't find where he said it from anymore.

stop exacerbating the islam.

special section for FROZENHEART, I really laughed out loud when he said this, some of this stuff. Maybe I have a crude kind of laugh.

WCT I WANT TO LICK YOU LIKE A DOG LICKS A SAUSAGE (someone really needed to say this)
DICK NOT LONG ENOUGH THO. SO SAD SO SO SAD
SHE ATE MY DICK
I LIVE IN NETHERLAND
I EAT FROG LEG FOR LUNCH
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE PUSSY
GROSS THIS IS NIGGERLAND GO SIT IN THE NIGGER NOOSE (in answer to the Africa Ethnographic Map thread) (bonus: https://i.gyazo.com/ee9a553bb51d6a7c548e7dd345e56a46.gif)

Broke down laughing at this one.

FROZENHEART: KIKES GO GAS YOURSELVES
Tabby: Gas yourself with clean air!
FROZENHEART: fucking gay ass cat i want to throw you in a blender and feed u 2 my dog (lolololol)

Edited 9/19/2016 03:34:15

I have one that beats all:

I have to go to the douche