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let's make this forum more worldly.

Napoléon Bonaparte:

1799:
"The word impossible is not French. HOWEVER, it is impossible that we will lose, just as it is impossible for you to win. SO COME AT ME, Brits, Germans, Austrians, Russians, Swedes. I'll wreck you so hard, we can even drop the w: RECKED."

1805:
"OH OH OH
NOSCOPE AT AUSTERLITZ OH OH OH
GIVE ME SUM THAT DANK WEED
OH OH OH
ALEKSANDR I AND FRANZ II both CRUSHED like SAND, OH OH"

1811:
"Yep, going to take over the world in 3 years, just got to finish kicking Russia and Britain's arse, then Turkey."

1812:
"shit shit shit shit shit"

1814:
"hmm...3 years not over yet"

1815:
"Aw crap, got sent to a worse island now."
---
God:

"Ok, I made fish, birds, and man. Now it's time to uh, derp. [Sea cucumber made] [dugong] [sea biscuit] [bacterion] [mitochondrion] [dugong] [viros] [wtf are these, this even life?]"
---
Mustafa Atatürk:

"I hate Arabs and Albanians, but I love Italians, so let's wield their alphabet."
---
Pierre France:

"Let's stop the war in Indochine, our folk do not want war, why send men to their deaths?"

*a few months later

"BOMB THE ALGERIANS SO MUCH THEY GO BACK UNDER THE SAND WHERE THEY CAME FROM."
---
Mikhail Gorbachöv:

"trolololoololol"

Sorry Xy, but these memes just ain't that dank, yo.

(kill me please)

^

Looks strangely familiar to my presidential tweets Eh, I guess it's flattering. Either way, kinda funny at the beginning but it just went down from there. I have always loved reading Biographies of Napoleon, you could have done so much better.

Edited 6/6/2016 01:08:37

Stefan Molyneux:

"Using extorted money to build a wall is immoral"

Several years later

Hello, this is freedomain radio and our topic today is our fourty fifth Trump discussion.

Edited 6/6/2016 01:16:14

Mikhail Gorbachöv:

"trolololoololol"

this got me

Go to bed everyone.

We really would get along well, Xapy.

Looks strangely familiar to my presidential tweets

Mmhmm, it is another khancerous thread.

Speaking of Americentric... ROOSEVELT 4CIV6!

Mikhail Gorbachöv Googled this and got nothing. Is this some inside joke?

That's a funny way of spelling Theodore Roosevelt.

M. Gorbachöv is arguably the weightiest fellow of the 1980s, how do you not know him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ao2nLF4RX8

He's the bloke from that pizza hut advertisment.

probably because he is using an English filter, and most English sites spell his name as Gorbachev

Xapy you drunk basskur go to bed already you're stupid right now.

smedley

how is it extortion if majority ppl consent to taxation

i consent to pay taxes

and i have paid them

willingly

in fact majority of ppl support the concept of taxation

so...

how is it extortation again?!?!?

Edited 6/7/2016 08:30:16

Mikhail Gorbachöv Googled this and got nothing. Is this some inside joke?

No one in America consents to taxation because it is taken before you get it. And if you don't want to pay it, and fake how much you are getting, you are gaoled or shot.

If you don't want to do what society asks you to do, then why should society do what you want?

or shot.

No, stop pretending you live in Eritrea or something. You probably don't get gaoler probably either, as long as you pay a fine.

Edited 6/7/2016 18:28:19

X, if you resist being kidnapped, you will be shot. And the government is not society.