And while I appreciate your compliment saying I have brains, I simply cannot return it.

What an dick thing of you to say. And no, I didn't really mean that you have brains, what I actually meant was that you have more brains than Hysterical Koala. Anyhow, I don't really want to respond to the other nonsense and stupid word twisting of your post when the semantics are obvious to grasp. Just regarding one point of your post with me assuming / not assuming you being / not being an alt: Truth be told, all I saw looking at your profile was a random trash player, I didn't think one second about you being or not being an alt.

Edited 6/26/2016 01:56:31

Anyhow, I don't really want to respond to the other nonsense and stupid word twisting of your post

Just regarding one point of your post...

Looks like its time to do a UserVoice - so we can petition Fizzer to allow thread creators to block bl'd people from posting in topics. Spoilsports are no fun. Especially ones that don't make their minds up about what complaint they want to stick to. ;)

Edited 6/27/2016 01:46:23

What you may not know is that most M Hunters aren't underage trolls. As a matter of fact, I am (or was) the youngest (18). The Clan is full of Engineers, Computer Science majors, and super smart dudes or people going to university for said smarts.

Norman specifically has earned a certain degree of respect. After all, he did write the best AI to ever play Warlight and he is the only player (to my knowledge) to ever have Membership personally gifted to him by Fizzer. I can't speak for the rest of MH but I want our clan-mates treated with a little respect. I do believe we've earned it.

What you may not know is that most M Hunters aren't underage trolls. As a matter of fact, I am (or was) the youngest (18). The Clan is full of Engineers, Computer Science majors, and super smart dudes or people going to university for said smarts.

Prove it.

After all, he did write the best AI to ever play Warlight

Wrong, his bot did not win the second AI Games, if you want to claim to be the best, prove it.

Norman specifically has earned a certain degree of respect

This thread begs to differ.


he is the only player (to my knowledge) to ever have Membership personally gifted to him by Fizzer.

1. Congrats Norman, nobody cares.
2. That has no effect on how the community sees him. Fizzer is probably the most hated and loved player on warlight, and his membership was gifted to him by Fizzer so...

I can't speak for the rest of MH but I want our clan-mates treated with a little respect. I do believe we've earned it.

I think Normans actions in this thread clearly show why people have negative opinions. TBest seems to be the only M'Hunters player that isn't an asshole.

Guys, this is getting completely out of hand. There has never been an attack on M'Hunters by myself and the aggressive reactions from M'Hunters and Hydra members is completely uncalled for. This is beyond the point of rationality. People are just causing a fight now to cause a fight and I am tired of it. Please stop everyone.

Edited 6/27/2016 03:20:33

COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEESSSSSSSS

+1 Motoki :P

Rogue Nikolai Krogius:

Norman...has...n't...earned...respect

ZA WARUDO

I love you all!
Special thanks for the graphs and artistic descriptions of the clans.
I already did my job here but I will keep seeing this thread.

May the peace be with you!

+10 motoki!

Geez, this is ridiculous. Norman is a funny troll and presumably a good player based on the guide he wrote (though I've never played him personally). Why do people insist on taking everything so personally?

TBest seems to be the only M'Hunters player that isn't an asshole.(Benjamin628)

I beg your pardon.
I don't know you at all Mr. Prove it and I don't thing I ever gave you any reason to call me an asshole. So from now on think twice before you let more bullshit leave your mouth. Thank you!

This thread is a mess O.o

Quick Update:

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A note to everyone reading, I rank clans but points, not max points. Its a personal decision I make since clans will be promoted or relegated based on points, not max points. Win rates, max points and points are included in all charts so each person can judge all relevant variables themselves. If people want a 4th column to specify exactly the total points on the Horse Rate graphs, I will add it.

Without further ado, ahem, lets see how this update goes over:

• M'Hunters (+3 points), VS and BIA (+/-0 points) are largely stagnant since the last update two pages ago... But each clan is still in 1st, 2nd and (technically) 4th place.
  
• Hydra (+13 points) has bounced back maybe? I still can't quite figure out the difference between the first week games and the second week games, but Hydra is, well, up. BIA has an edge on Hydra due to their higher win rate and max points. Some will put BIA 3rd but as of right now, and that is correct as well.
  
• #CORProblems (+/-0 points), and where is the clan going from here? Boots have left the clan stuck in the proverbial mug, and the clan has lost a few games but is this simply a bad stretch of games for the clan?
  
• LEA won a third game (+3 points)! And lost 3 more.

+10 motoki (cookies!)

+100 Chromeo (not all MH are A-holes)

+10 GE (Thanks GE for the graphs.)

-100 Benjamin628 (You are really going to lump everyone in a clan like that?)

+10 Jimmy Carr on Countdown

-10 Jimmy Carr on his laugh

-10 Jimmy Carr for taxes

+10 Jimmy Carr for getting rich by laughing at other people's jokes & personalities

Total score: 0 - which is how many games we will lose from now on!

NOTE: the post will contain lots of sarcastic comments, some funny, some not. Viewer discretion is advised

Scorekeepers league:

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Welcome everyone to the inaugural scorekeepers league! The scorekeepers league is simple, the scorekeepers from each league will be competing with each for the most popular thread measured by number of posts! This is super intense people. Like super duper , cross my heart, hope to die kind of stuff.

Each division's scorekeeper will be competing in this league, that only exists in my head, and will receive as a prize:

• The love, and adulation of the masses! A parade will be thrown in your honor! Black tie attire is mandatory!
  
• 7 minutes in heaven with me, and I hope my braces are off in time *wink*
  
• A 2005 Toyota Camry, with only 100,000 km and a busted muffler. Please, just take it, I don't want it anymore.

Now, without further ado, lets introduce our fighters:

• Division A: Master Turtle (Icelandic Turtles)
  
• Division B: Memele (REGL)
  
• Division C: Great Expanse (Hydra)
  
• Division D: Tabby Juggernaught and his spunky sidekick knyte (TJC and TLW)
  
• Division E: LeQuebecois_Benoit (101st)

We'll circle back to these vivacious, and spicy personalities in a later post, but here is the standings so far:



Division D was the first thread up and boy has it trampled its opponents into the dirt. With two scorekeepers, this thread has a killer combo: a deluge of daily updates, constant commenting, some trolling. But Division C, lead by the plucky Great Expanse is looking to make a dent in that lead in any way possible. Whether it is random leagues set up within a division thread, he is ready to rumble! Will his strategy of almost single handedly increasing the number of posts himself be able to catch Division D? Well some well timed melodrama helped out but nothing can see to catch the Division D magic!

Alas, Divisions A, B and E are no match for the one, two punch of Divisions D and C. But can they themselves drum up interest, can these scorekeepers bring thunder down under? Who knows. Stay tuned for the next :

SCOREKEEPERS LEAGUE!

Edited 6/28/2016 04:25:27