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Warlight Koans: 2014-01-05 13:41:10


Addy the Dog 
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Turn off your mind, relax and scroll down. This is not dying. Oh, your mind was turned off already? Good, good.



































A noob asked Myhandisonfire, "How many armies are lost when you invade a territory of 0?" Myhandisonfire replied: "Uservoice."



A noob asked Master x: "What were the secrets of Szeweningen's legendary 3v3 Europe guide?" Master replied: "Select at least 4 territories. It is recommended you pick double this number." The noob then said, "Is that all I need to understand?" Master replied: "If that isn't enough, then you'll need to see the mythical Anti-x Capybara."



When you invade a territory, the territory also invades you.



One day, while typing on his laptop, Master x wrote: "If you meet Gui, kill him." Lolowut replied: "Is this a koan?"



Myhandisonfire asked Heyheuhei, "Without thinking of attack-only or transfer-only, what did your clan symbol look like before Gui invited you to [20]?"



Attack and transfer arrows each have a different colour. What is the colour of the arrow when you treat enemies as teammates?



Szeweningen asked Master x: "Is random move order cyclic?" Master asked Szeweningen: "Is cyclic move order random?"



Myhandisonfire joined an open seat in a game with Beelzebub. Looking on Beelzebub's profile, he noticed that Beelzebub had played in many more games than he had. Admiringly, he asked: "How many seats have you closed?" Beelzebub said: "The order priority card."



A noob asked Gui to teach him. Gui asked, "Have you made your orders?" The noob replied, "Yes, I have." "Then commit them", said Gui. At that moment, the noob was enlightened.



"Manual distribution is automatic," thought the AI.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-05 13:45:31


[WM] ᵀᴴᴱ𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮 
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Oh no! the koans from [20] forum have shuttered the seven seals, got out and infested the public forums!

Run, Run! you will not hide...
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-05 15:26:20

Jehovah 
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Run, Run! you will not hide...


whats the point of running i cant hide?

errrr....

whats the point of hiding if i cant run?
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-05 15:30:18


TheWarlightMaster 
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Lol x you're awesome
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-05 21:48:27


Addy the Dog 
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Yeah it got no response on the [20] forum. Even though I was pandering to Gui and Myhand with the eastern whatever. And I thought it would be perverse to withhold it from everybody else.

So did I blow anybody's mind?
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-05 23:45:05


Daisuke Jigen
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I like the one with the AI.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 01:11:28


Pushover 
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Pretty sure my mind imploded. Though that could be the booze talkin'.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 04:24:25


professor dead piggy 
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OC this good is no longer appropriate for the WL forums.

Opened with your second best joke and ended with your best. Fantastic form.

Edited 1/6/2014 05:00:54
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 09:51:08


[WM] ᵀᴴᴱ𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮 
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Pushover - that's called enlightment. congrats. Isn't it the very purpose of a koan?
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 15:35:17


Addy the Dog 
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piggy, i think you'll find that they were all equally perfect.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 16:13:52


myhandisonfire 
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in all honesty, i showed them to my brother and he laughed at every single one of them.
I personally love the Gui enlightenment one.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 19:55:43


professor dead piggy 
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Your brother sounds cooler than you.

'Jus sayin'
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-06 21:30:42


Addy the Dog 
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If by "laughed" you meant "each one threw him further into a deep and serene rumination" then my work here is done. And your sentence is a confusing mish-mash.

pushover, sober up and we'll enlighten you in the morning.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 06:16:10


Taishō 
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Professor X - the father of WarLight philosophy
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 07:57:41


myhandisonfire 
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No, he just laughed for a second and then moved on to something more important and captivating than warlight.
I think it was chopping vegetables for a sandwich.

P.S.: For sure he is piggy. Way cooler than you too, allthough that is less of a difficulty. 'jus sayin'
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 08:40:30


professor dead piggy 
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Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 09:09:37


Guiguzi 
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X, more Koans! The people are craving for more!

Dead piggy and myhand specifically asked for a koanic dialogue in which their deep, secret friendship can be made public.
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 10:43:43


professor dead piggy 
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When you take a turn do not play cards, make deployments and order attacks but just take a turn. To play cards, make deployments and order attacks is to play cards, make deployments and order attacks - it is not yet taking a turn.

Edited 1/7/2014 10:49:24
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 10:47:43


professor dead piggy 
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A wasteland is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing viewpoints. You see, it was designed to defend against attacking armies. So it exists to be attacked. But it was also designed to be avoided. So it also exists to not have armies attack it.

Edited 1/7/2014 11:01:33
Warlight Koans: 2014-01-07 11:20:47


professor dead piggy 
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I'd love to show you something
but what would help?

Edited 1/7/2014 11:21:12
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