>awesome hats
>high winds.
>Tornadoes are frequent but harmless.
Hell yeah we have awesome hats!
Actually, the wind isn't too bad where I live. Mainly because I live east of the tree line, so it's hillier and the countryside is mostly forest. I did used to live in Yukon, though, and we had 50 mph wind regularly--those aren't even the gusts.
We've gone about three hours since our last tornado, and I think that's a new record.