Lame jokes that'll make you laugh. It's an obsession I have for the moment. Partially because I'm honoring the glory of the lame pun raccoon meme which I only have just recently discovered. Before you're calling this out as a shame let's give it dignity at least by dedicating this thread to the entire lame joke subculture! And tell me the lamest joke you know !

First to shout taboos begins

my opinion!

I begin

How do you organise a party in space?
- you planet

How do you call a retard that's stuck inside a pit?
- A down

Crazy, no one and nothing are hanging in a tree. Suddenly no one falls from the tree. 'Quick. Call an ambulance!' nothing shouts. Crazy is calling the hospital and says 'Hello I'm crazy. I call for nothing. Because nobody fellt from the tree!'

João: 'How's your new job going?'
Gilberto: 'pretty fine. Thanks. There are already 150 men working under me'
João: 'that's amazing so....'
Gilberto: 'Yeah, I work on the second floor'

What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo-bee!

Feminism

What's the different between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy (like Semice), the other's a little lighter

Felenism and Feminism.

the one who tells that joke is more lamer telling the joke than the joke itself

Belgian Gentleman

well that's just lame ! But , want to know something more broken that beats it?

Your life!

Which one? I have multiple lives.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!

^^The next one is always worse then the last.

Christianity

Chuck Norris

Conservatism

Taggy

People who ignore or deny the truth.

Edit: 'Wally's' 'Make Warlight Great Again' script. @Wally, if you read this, PM me instead of posting here. Don't want spam on this thread...

Edited 5/29/2017 12:45:23

@Japanball, @DanWL and @OnlyThePie I'm getting uppity about this. People clicked on this page to read jokes, and you are not giving them. Stay with the subject!



How's the king of Congo called?
King Kong

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy?
gang rape

What color does a mailbox have inside?
infra-red

Fresh and original lame jokes from mr. Flanderson

@Belgian Gentleman this better?

Dear Parents, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". That is why I'm asking you for it.

What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there?...

DanWL has won the thread

Harry: Why are you leaving
Remus: Sexual acts with another teacher
Harry: You fucking Sirius?
Remus: Snape, actually

This turned into a roastfest as fast as I predicted, but got back on thread even faster xD

A friend and I were making geography puns one time, and when I messed up, I said "Welsh it." In case you find that amusing. Apart from that, all the jokes I know are inappropriate racist ones.

"Apart from that, all the jokes I know are inappropriate racist ones."

I didn't expect anything else from you, Robin. Not to mention that you just admitted that you're racist.