By rivalry, I mean a week's worth of forum trash talking for every game played.

myhand vs me
gnuff vs belzebu, in English of course
timinator vs x (there must be a reason why timi quit x)
hhh vs zibik
sze vs jsa
piggy vs myhand
piggy vs me
piggy vs hhh II
twm vs gnuff
fridge vs sze, in polish
ps vs fizzer vs krazy chew, about programming
incaman vs ra, about maps

there's already been a timinator aka lawnmower aka timbledore v x rivalry, only ravera and frank got to witness it.

it ended when he beat me in 1 turn on a guiroma tournament final. ferret-loving bastard

who's krazy chew?

krzychu

Untrue X, I did witness that game as well. It was glorious.

More Lolowut vs Traintown obviously.

Aranka vs I don't care who... (again)

Also I would love to see a(nother) Gui vs myhand. Make it happen!

x is just jealous. beating him twice in one life-tournament was a pleasure

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?TournamentID=3640

I don't think Sze and I have ever been big rivals. He was always a lot better than me and he still is better than me I would assume.

I would consider Pulsey and Belzebub to be my biggest rivals.

I also want to see Gui vs Sze. You guys used to be big rivals on the forums and it'd be interesting to see two of the all-time best players go at it.

Also, Gnuffone vs Gui would be great. Both legends and you guys had a pretty big fight about the 2v2 ladder stalling issue.

JSA, the rivalries I have in mind are 90% talk, 10% games. Just call out Sze, tell him you can beat him any time you focus enough, and wait for a reply.

IDGAF ill take you all.

HHH hates me with a deep hateful resentment that he cant communicate eloquently, he just splutters bile in broken english with a view to assasinate everything that he considers to be my character.

Myhand knows hell lose and be exposed as not as good as people think he is so hell never play.

So i guess ill send you an invite.

Anyone wanna see Arun vs Lawlz or is this exclusively for top tier players and JSA?

JSA Vs Hauptmann

Qi, I find in retirement that all the talk about who is better is completely pointless. I guess you could say I've finally grown up. I'll still gladly play Szeweningen just for fun though :)

Hauptmann and I would also be a fun one, especially with all the jokes he's making at my expense.

Btw, if anyone wants to play me, invite my account: Gone but not forgotten to a game with no autoboot. Or if you have me on skype, shoot me a message and we can play realtime sometime. I've been on only about an hour total over this last week, and I no longer play this account because I don't log on every 3 days, rather once or twice a week for the most part.

Retirement? Do you receive a pension?

You clearly don't understand the purpose of this thread. Talking about who is best at WL is not important. I want to create WWE-style, Muhammad Ali-style rivalries.

If you want to be the stupid gorilla to my thilla' in Manila, that works too.

I think trash talk is a big part of the fun but most people around here are a bit too sensitive so I usually don't. Funny you mention WWE style rivalries though. One of my friends told me he wanted to make a clan to show support for this great game. The idea we came up with is to base it off pro wrestling. Meaningless belts to obtain, rivalries, trash talk and somewhat of a flexable structure to determine matchups. It will be closed at first until we figure things out but I would eventually like to have a roster of about 30 players of varied skill levels. Main eventers, mid card and jobbers. If anyone is interested let me know when the page is up.

I leave you with a compilation of ultimate retardedness
http://youtu.be/cF4ZTcuhixc

BRING IT JAY! You ain't got nothing on me!!!

Let's see what country boy livin' in 'murica can do against 650 years of Eisen und Kultur! I've got a Russian liver, German efficiency and an American-bred temper. I'm a f*ckin' hybrid of bad news that an Appalachian hilly-billy like you can't handle!!!

But not yet, I'm not focused enough.

Dead Piggy it`s quite possible that even when i am not as good as people think i am , i am still better than you ...

In that case you would win and still be exposed as not as good as people think you are, which is unacceptable to you. Either way coming out of the shadows to be judged is more than your frail ego can bare, so im confident there will be no piggy vs hand rivalry.

Very assumptious Dead Piggy, dont you think?
Are you sure that you don't mirror yourself into me?

I don`t really care much about warlight anymore, I stopped caring a very long while ago.
I stopped playing concentrated, I stopped playing ambitious, I stopped trying to play flawless.
The last time I took warlight serious was that very long while back with ps ladder of ancient greece. A ladder on a competletely new map, in a completely new setting, that nobody played before and could use an experience bonus on. I wanted to win it and it i took it very serious, so far that i even got angry on boston for playing a game with his own account.
A ladder that you miserably failed, if i am allowed to make you remember.

You on the other hand have tried hard and invested much time and effort to achieve something you didnt.
Not unlike Gnuffles in intention, you wanted to be perceived as the best player of warlight.
You made countless threads to pimper your ego, but sadly they were all fast forgotten. You never got many replies and you rarely got any appreciation. But somehow for a grown man, that is too much for you to bear. Gnuffles is a teenager, but you are double that age.

You say there will never be a piggy vs hand rivalry, when you desperatedly did nothing else but trying to create one. You even doubted my offline success with women that much, that you tried to look me up and see if I am really more handsome than you are. Gosh, when i heard that i knew the last time i took you serious had passed piggy.

So please stop mirroring yourself into me. Pick another rivalry. I am a nobody in this game. Pick Gnuffles. Expose him as not as good as people think he is.