myhand, just curious, why dont you play 1v1s or ladder on your myhand account?

the qi vs myhand rivalry begins now.

myhand is a perfectionist. He has played on other accounts and realizes it might be unsatisfying to join and not do as well as he would hope. Plus, he fears the attention any loss would bring: he has played over 1500 1v1s, but only 30 as myhand. He is like a Mexican wrestler: even when the wrestler wears a mask and everyone knows who he is, the mask makes him feel stronger and more heroic!

Much the same goes for his avoidance of the 2v2 ladder. He saw what happened to gnuff and sze on the 2v2 ladder. It took gnuff 50-60 games to find a teammate to lead him to the promise land. And Sze never had a chance at the 2v2 ladder; his game theory calculator only works for 1v1s and 3v3s. Myhand has a good idea about his 2v2 ladder ability (not much different than sze or gnuff before Belzebu held gnuff's virgin hand) and he doesn't want to give dead piggy any reason to gloat. That would be insufferable. It is best for myhand's sense of self to avoid the 2v2 ladder!

Edit: I had no idea the piggy vs myhand non-rivalry was going on on page 1. I just thought it would be a good time to start a new rivalry.

Edited 3/5/2014 15:57:08

One of my friends told me he wanted to make a clan to show support for this great game. The idea we came up with is to base it off pro wrestling. Meaningless belts to obtain, rivalries, trash talk and somewhat of a flexable structure to determine matchups.

perfect. stilted trash talk is completely absorbing to me

Yeah like this

http://youtu.be/rd_bcDTuVAA

Youre such a scumbag myhand, you are semi braggin about being a dick to your friend boston and kicking gnuffone (also your friend?) while hes down because he just got burned by beelzenoob. Yucky.

I dont want to be percieved as the best player of warlight. If i did i might play something besides strat 1v1. I would also probably make more ladder runs. I just like playing and getting better. The threads I made were for other people, youre correct that I never got many replies, but some people did like them and they were fun to make. You shouldnt judge how worthwhile a post is on how many replies it gets, but some of them got shit loads of feedback and i got a little appreciation and Im not twice as old as gnuffles im 25 soooo what the fuck are you talking about?

I try to coax you into games...I try to get lots (all?) good players to play with me, i like hard games. 90% are very happy to indulge me, you are not because win% and notoriety and bullshit mean so much to you. So I try much harder and you tease me. It makes you feel good. I enjoy it too.

Blah blah blah, so youre not going to play? Figured.

There goes my chance at getting a rivalry with myhand. The old piggio-handy rivalry has recommenced.

cool i just started watching ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FupVq0DISDw

This boxing one is funny because it's like a really bad scene in eastenders. and neither of them can keep a straight face. they look like theyre about to make out at the beginning (0:27)

The first two seasons of Ren & Stimpy are great but it lost it's flavor after Kricfalusi left the show. Years later they tried to bring the show back with Ren & Stimpy's Adult Party Cartoon but it was really forced and not funny.

Those fighters seem so polite. Not like Mike Tyson who wants to eat children.

Gnuffone the Invincible vs Inferno vs the Gladiator vs Dark Vengeance

you all are so fkin retarded its unreal. here ya are on a Website forum talking bout having "Rivalies" and what not. you must be the biggest Nerds on the internet... wow...

The names well not important what is important is I'm a moths fkin beast.. so ya wanna check me out eh.. be my guest bt u gonna find out the 'Hard' way why they Call me 'The Hammer' thats to u Chelsea haha u know who u is..

Tool.

Edited 3/10/2014 13:00:33

lmfao, checking out the old pro ah.. stupid fuck haha