Plat? will you be my valentine?

Well it depends on your originality to be a thoughtful creative valentine? Would you be like Apollo putting whipped cream strawberries to my mouth as we look at the sunset over a green hill?

I need smart creative ideas xx

Nauz is Lynx's and SNinja's valentines at the moment, you know why?

He's going to boot in games against Lynx and Sninja in the Final Earth tourney most probable, 4 days inactive and the games are going to boot within 1 day.

Poor Stats =(

strawberries are so cliche. although I DO love moonlit walks on the beach.

Aww Plat, you want my two strawberry tasting balls dipped in cream in your mouth?

Why didn’t you say so

@Plat: The teammate can simply go on vacation, right?

I think there was a separate thread for trash talk...

Edited 2/15/2019 09:55:47

Make sure to not spam these CL threads.

Edited 2/15/2019 14:24:28

Well, Division A threads were always the home for drama and trash talk. Nothing to do with spam.

I know most people don't like it, but I for one love spam. Spam and eggs, spam on a stick, a spam sandwich, spam mac and cheese. Truly, there is nothing like the king of mystery meats to brighten your day.

So I just got an invite to a Biomes tourney from Lidaxys. Farah is that the official one?

If the account is named Lidaxs♦, it is. If you get another tournament invite from a similar named account, please let me know.

You already tried that on me when I first tried leading your dead 101st clan Apollo, I'll give you some strategy lessons on how to play and lead clans sometime. Because usually someone at this level was able to do one of these things, you couldn't do either. So just for you, I'm doing a special valentine's 2 for 1 offer of my tuition. 100% positive customer feedback, Bohun says I'm great at teaching him his English.

Much love my special valentine,

Best regards,
Platinum

Edited 2/15/2019 18:10:42

whah whah whah, wonder how much more I can squeeze out of you

Lynx back when I was leading it was still better than yours now. It also goes without saying this was in a three year period before you even started playing, and still on the breast milk clearly

EDIT: @meldarion, someone needs to keep plat on a leash...im sorry for those that don't want to hear this...personally it is a comical experience

Edited 2/15/2019 19:03:25

didn't we have a separate thread for trash talk? :p

I offered you to mail me Apollo and end this petty argument but you can't help but keep trying to poke at me, I know you have withdrawal symptoms from your true and real leader.

"Lynx back when I was leading it was still better than yours now. It also goes without saying this was in a three year period before you even started playing, and still on the breast milk clearly"

Sorry but you need to articulate your sentences better so that I can understand what your saying so I can reply to you.

This literally all started because I put Lynx in a relegation battle with Outlaws.. and he says he doesn't care... goes for the classic child insults and pretends to be an amazing troll.. and trying to do the classic "Insult plat and get everyone on your side" when in reality nobody cares about you or what you say and that goes with me talking to you...

Edited 2/15/2019 19:30:01

Well I achieved the perfect nib lol. Nib for those that don’t know = nibble = wind up. Don’t take everthing face value plat, was only a little bit of banta. You escalated it yourself...

Nauz is Lynx's and SNinja's valentines at the moment, you know why?

He's going to boot in games against Lynx and Sninja in the Final Earth tourney most probable, 4 days inactive and the games are going to boot within 1 day.

Poor Stats =(

Pretty sure that teammate can easily win with an AI, he has done it before.

@Plat: The teammate can simply go on vacation, right?

Sadly enough no, because he's in another CL tournament (3v3) and in the seasonal ladder. So it would not just be impractical (3v3), but Seasonal Ladder also doesn't respect vacations for some reason this time!

Is that teammate talking about himself in the 3rd person?

Is he?

To be fair, you already had me at a mental breakdown when I wanted you as a valentine.

Back to Division A,

https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=17844390 Nauz boots.. GG beat Outlaws with an AI.. so it's possible to win I guess.

Edited 2/15/2019 21:46:57

Kurdistan and Hades are rusty
low confidence
risky
4th

Mm. I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile men! Begone from me!

A 4th place team? This team is a 1st place team! A team of gods! The golden trophy gods!

I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!