*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

*Drags OvertForeigner down into my basement, get out and lock the door. Then proceeds to fill said room with Sarin.*

Edited 7/17/2020 12:21:38

*picks up cata cauda by each of his ears, swings him around a few times, and tosses him off a cliff*

Buffalo's old profile pic is angry at the new profile pic and soon they are fighting each other. Buffalo himself is killed in the battle.

*stabs OvertlyForeigner several times*

nothing happens. his skin too thicc. Overtforeigner starts to turn around. Me: runs away

indeed, some pizzas have a solid crust

*stroking my dead fish* I’ve been expecting you here..... *chains you to a raft with a chicken and stabs a hole in the raft so that your raft will go down once you have been on the raft with the chicken for 48 hours*

48 hours later

*The chicken has pecked too many holes in the raft and it went down 16 hours earlier than expected. You are now dead at the bottom of the sea with a dead chicken*

Edited 7/18/2020 03:23:15

umm, that chicken-raft was the most random story. The chicken really serves no purpose here, a raft with hole would be enough lol

I turned berdan's internet off and he starved to death.

*slaps OF with a dead fish to death*

* A thousand years of DEATH* NO gutso 👆

Edited 7/21/2020 01:57:37

*attempts to shoot {N.W.} Hi with a rifle, but misses and hits [WOLF]WARLORD instead*

Drowns player in soy sauce

Forces berdan to drink poison covered ice cream

*Teleports Viking into some Anime persons room, they happen to be a girl, and they just came out of the shower, I think I heard somebody’s head dent from a suitcase, or 10 suitcases*

*sips coffee* Oh? I'm fine. Wait a minute, the coffee is a bomb? ... *throws coffee at {N.W.} Hi*

*gives player a cake for his coffee* Is the cake a lie? Why don’t you find out?! >:D

*Nukes Liechtenstein*

Liech, you idiot, I hate cake! *throws cake at berdan131* (No offense, this is just a joke)