No, that is The Republic of LiechensteininFrancebecauseitdecayedsomuchthatGermanywantedtoeatit.

XXV. I don't understand the previous post.
Z. Weird, but I put this into letter format.
AA. You were thinking "What's after Z?" It's AA, of course! (26+1=27=1*26+1*21=A+A=AA)
27. This will be inconsistent.
29. I miscounted this.
28. I should swap this with the above fact.
XXX. The last 5 posts don't make sense to me at all!
XXXI. You will post something else to interrupt.

Probably.

XXXII. You were correct.

Are you shore? I don’t sea myself being correct. Do I have to pay a (sand) dollar to do it? Otherwise, I’m waving bye bye and sailing.

XXXIII. Yes, I am correct.
XXXIV. You made a lot of bad puns.
WARNING: PUN INCOMING
Now prepare to suffer, you son of a BEACH!
XXXV. I know mine is terrible.

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Here is a list of facts about Literal Space Jesus

1. He is a pink super healing robot with a big glowing halo.
He has three forms of attack, the first is a giant laser beam from his hands. The second is to cause a huge explosion. The third and possibly deadliest is to unleash a powerful EMP that can disrupt the electronic devices we rely on.
2. He also has a serious God complex and will not hesitate to vaporize anyone who opposes him.
3. He is not as powerful as his fanboys claim, he was stopped from taking over the world by an 8 year old boy and his dog.
4. He is not immortal, he was wounded in an earlier battle with the computer girl and will require repairs in order to fight again.
5. Due to a paperwork error, he was stuck in our universe instead of his own.
6. He has a serious dislike for bananas.
7. He does not like Nazis.
8. He is definitely not friendly with the Catholic Church and has severely damaged their reputation.
9. He is not as nice as he seems, he has no problem killing people if they get in his way.
10. He doesn't have a sense of humor.
11. IF he actually is the biological son of God, then he is the adopted son of the Devil.
12. The more you know.
These facts have been collated from various witness accounts and conversations with the robot Jesus himself in a canteen on the 5th floor of the Austin Hospital.
It is important to note that due to extensive damage to the robot's memory banks it is questionable whether he can be trusted.

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Here is a list of facts about Haider Al Hajjar

1. He is the son of an American woman and a Palestinian professor.

2. He was raised in the U.S. by his mother who left him in American schools to enable her to study medicine in America.

3. He speaks perfect English and is a U.S. citizen.

4. He has a huge estate in Texas worth millions of dollars.

5. He runs a construction company with his two brothers called Al-Hajjar and has been awarded several contracts by the U.S. government.

6. He was classmates with George W. Bush in both junior high and high school.

7. He is a generous donor to the Republican Party

8. He is a fan of the rock band KISS

9. He is the friend and business partner of the late Paul Revere, the notorious (and scandal-ridden) investment banker from New York City.

10. He is currently dating a woman called Ayesha who is the daughter of a very wealthy Saudi Arabian prince.

11. He is a friend and business partner of the late Edgar shows a mansion in Beverly Hills and is reputed to have a personal fortune of $3 billion.

12. He wants to become the next Governor of California.

Here is a list of facts about luftwaffle

1. Laughs maniacally

2. Flies through the air using a magic whistle

3. Has magical flying horse companions

4. A master infiltrator and saboteur

5. Sleep deprivation DOES make him more powerful!

6. Has an annoying laugh

7. Flies over enemy lines, knocks out power lines, and drops bombs on things if he gets enough sleep

8. He can only communicate verbally

9. Always in a good mood

10. Has a high pitched annoying laugh

You really don't want to deal with this guy.

Here are some facts about Hodop:
1. The people are a peaceful lot that only defend themselves when attacked.

2. They have no jungles or swamps as most of their underground is made up of lava tubes.

3. The average education level is below the typical Mankind levels.

4. Their main industry is metal smithing and weapon production.

5. They have a caste system with the three main castes being Workers, Warriors, and Matriarchal Rulers.

6. The warrior level has 5 different levels.


7. The average life expectancy is around 40 years for them.

8. The average height is 5'3" for men and 5'0" for women.

9. Their planet is made up of 3 continents.

10. Their government is a theocracy ruled by a chosen one.

11. No.

12. Their technology is far more advanced than mankind's

13. Their physical characteristics resembles those of Goblins.

14. They always wear eyewear.

15. No one has seen a Hodopian without eyewear, and no one has been able to remove their eyewear.

Edited 12/14/2020 19:12:43

Not gonna lie, I put the word "Hodop" into AI Dungeon -> Facts -> {The first result} and got a pretty good basis for a description of Hodops/Hodopians. (Points 1-10 with some edits from me.) I am making a fictional race of creatures which my WZ account pfp visually represents. I am also making a world with it. I am not where near done. I might paste the link here if I feel like it.

Edited 12/14/2020 19:18:06

I do like the Matriarchal Rulers part.

Here is a list of facts about Dr. Toppat

1. He was born on September 11, 1893 in Trenton, New Jersey.

2. His father owned a newsstand where he sold newspapers.

3. He had a sister who was in her twenties and he was very close to her. She would often visit his parents' store and help out by taking the newspapers to the newsstand.

4. He played the harmonica and sang for his friends and family. He was a good harpist.

5. He played on the baseball team and was always last on the team.

6. He enlisted in the army when he was 18 and served in Cuba, being promoted to sergeant in just six months.

7. He worked as a detective for the Cook County Sheriff's Office in Illinois and always had a crush on his boss's daughter.

8. He was assigned to the post office in Lakeview, Minnesota.

9. He had an argument with his superior officer and was transferred to the Grand Canyon, where he was part of a search and rescue team.

10. His team was sent to search for survivors after the Teton Dam collapsed.

11. He saved several people from drowning including his crush's little brother.

12. He married his crush's sister and the two had a happy marriage. He was promoted to detective and they eventually had two children.

13. Everything changed on the day the Great Depression hit. His wife lost her job and fell sick with a serious lung infection.

14. To support the family, Toppat took any job he could, even selling bird seed on the side.

15. One winter's day he answered an ad in a newspaper for a cook.

16. He was hired to cook at a large house in the suburbs.

17. He drove his car to work that day and it broke down near a gas station. A mechanic changed the tire for him and he used the opportunity to fill his gas tank.

18. He was filling his gas can when he noticed several men looking at him. He put it back and went into the station. One of the men followed him inside and asked about a red car in the parking lot. Toppat said he didn't know anything about a red car.

19. The man was clearly a liar and Toppat shot him dead with his pistol.

20. The other men started to open fire from the windows of the house and he returned fire. His next day off he went to the police station to report the men.

21. Two days later he was called in to work at the house. His wife was already there and told him that her boss was looking for a cook.

22. The boss wanted the best and offered good money.

23. He asked his wife if she'd be coming with him and she told him that it would be better for the kids if he worked alone.

24. Toppat told his family he would be back that evening.

25. He returned to the house and was instructed to take the garbage out.

26. One of the garbage men noticed him leaving the house at about the same time every day and mentioned it to his friends.

27. They decided to follow him one night and saw him going to a gas station where he bought a red gas can.

28. They followed him back to the house and he was never seen again.

29. His car was found the next day abandoned near Davenport.

30. His disappearance became national news and an investigation commenced.

31. Rumors abounded that he was a union organizer and had been killed by the mob.

32. A reward offer was made for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the killer.

33. Despite a massive manhunt, no one was ever found.

34. The house where he worked as a cook stood empty for years, and was eventually torn down.

35. It is now a parking lot.

36. Toppat's disappearance remains a mystery.

Here is a list of facts about reyalpenozrawmodnaR

1. He is not human.

2. He is made of a strange material, but is still incredibly strong.

3. He does not speak, but will make growling sounds if he is not happy.

4. He is good-natured and shy.

5. He likes noodles, steak, and he hates kobolds with a passion.

6. His name means king of the mountain.

7. He likes to watch the six o'clock news.

8. He hates it when you talk about yourself.

9. He will either die or become immortal when you leave the cave.

10. He was once owned by an adventurer who chained him up as a pet.

11. He had three names.

12. He likes to dig holes.

13. He is not a geologist.

14. He's been called a lot of things.

15. He likes to go on walks.

16. He has a large, fanged maw as his only means of attack.

17. He is stubborn.

18. He does not like it when you step on his tail. It hurts.

19. He hates the cold.

20. He is afraid of the dark.

21. He does not understand the concept of "honor".

22. He knows a lot about your likes and dislikes.

23. He has seen several things.

24. He has never killed a human. (Unless you count strangling them to death)

25. He's not a cannibal.

26. He doesn't enjoy pain.

27. He doesn't understand the concept of "treachery", but then he's a sky still pure animal.

28. He is not a bad pet.

29. He likes to play catch.

30. He likes to go on walks.

31. He likes to please you.

32. He is loyal to you and will die for you.

33. If you're lucky, he might even live for you.

34. If you're unlucky, he might just die for you.

35. He is wild and untamed, but still loyal.

36. If you're really unlucky, he'll be chained up while you're away and he'll attack a passing traveler and steal your stuff while you're sleeping.

37. This is just as likely to happen, regardless of whether or not you've got him on a leash.

38. He's still a wild animal, he'll always have predatory instincts.

39. He is not a "snake". He does not have multiple heads and he's not some kind of freaky tentacled creature.

40. He is not a "monster". He does not have a "maw of death". He's not even that strong.

41. He's a pet.

42. He is you.

You think to yourself that this is just so utterly ridiculous that it can't be true. This pet, this "reborn" of sorts, is actually you. He has your likes and dislikes, your memories, your proclivities, your flaws, your strengths, your weaknesses, your scars, your nightmares, even some of your emotional baggage.

XXXVI: It's been quite a while since I've last posted.
37: It's immediately broken.

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Here is a list of facts about zażółć gęślą jaźń

1.They are cold-blooded reptilian creatures standing about three and a half to four feet tall on average with a wingspan of about seven to eight feet.

2.Their eyes are more like that of a snake than a mammal. They have vertically slits like a snakes eyes rather than the horizontal eyes of a human or most other creatures.

3.They have a crest like that of a goat or antelope and horns like that of a ram.

4.Their diet consists primarily of flesh, however they have been known to eat grains and fruit.

5.They can manipulate and change their body composition to some extent to adapt to their surroundings.

6.They are solitary creatures save for the females who tend to live and breed in herds of twenty or more.

7.Their hide is partially scaly and partially horn-like which helps protect them from their cold, dry environment.

8.They are known to be excellent swimmers.

9.They can create small shockwaves of flesh with their attacks.

10.They are vulnerable to fire and bladed weapons.