Orannis: oreo, I don't know him but at least his name sounds familiar, I see his posts often, but don't pay too much attention to them for some reason.
Facts about Berdan131:
1. He doesn't pay enough attention to Orannis's posts
2. If you doubt any of these facts you will hereby be caught in the middle of a drive by crossbow murder at 08:25 on the morning after the next time you pass a fire station.
3. All facts were part of the 21st document of the 21st amendment of the 21st off topic forum constitution on 21/21/2121 at 21:21.
4. Fact 3 can be in the future because we are in the past. If you ask why fact 2 will take effect.
5. Cheese.
6. Sample text.
7. Everybody who comes to off topic must assume that they are here even after they die.
8. Waffle is a pancake.
9. Pancake is a crêpe.
10. Crêpe is not a waffle.
11. Berdan is required by the law of his middle toe to give the rest of the facts.