The only spell you can cast is solely used to heat toast

Super speed

But everything else's speed is also increased by the same factor so effectively nothing changes

Ending world poverty

But it’s only because you ended the world as well

The ability to make anything float in the air

But you're permanently blind once you use it

Ability to make give people headaches

yes I do

Re:Tungsten-

Any pain you inflict you experience later when you're in bed trying to sleep.

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Since this got skipped earlier- the powers of Love Sausage from the Boys TV show.

But you are gay

Power to control the flow of electricity

But only when you are on one of Jupiter’s moons

Ability to control night and day

But a storm cloud is permanently over your head

Ability to create portals from anywhere to anywhere

but they're only as big as the toenail on the middle finger of your right foot


ability to control the volume of the sounds you hear

But you become deaf while doing this.
Mind control

But only at 2:37:10 in the morning.
(I tried this one earlier, and this was the response.)

Super good luck.

But only when you are inside a sewage pipe

Ability to make reality into a dream

But you are trapped inside the dream
Able to see the future

But you can’t remember what you saw the instant your vision ends

Ability to turn water into wine

But you get crucified

Ability to understand any language, and understanding what animals say

(^That one made me laugh)
Unable to communicate in any language anyone else can understand

Ability to make anyone agree with you

But you have to shapeshift into that said person

Ability to counter any conditions placed by anyone

Ok, fine, you just don't get a superpower or whatever thing was getting conditions placed on it. As a bonus you can now have the superpower of immunity to genie trickery, because you live in a world where genies don't exist.

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Ability to instantly tell if someone is lying.

But you can ONLY lie ever

Ability to have all previous superpowers