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Superpower side effect: 2020-12-20 20:41:11


{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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You become blind in a day

The ability to kill superpowers
Superpower side effect: 2020-12-21 08:38:53


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Level 59
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But their mafia brother will likely take revenge on you

The ability of telekinesis
Superpower side effect: 2020-12-22 13:52:55


{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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But you can’t breathe so u die

The ability to drain superpowers and make them my own without the side effects
Superpower side effect: 2020-12-23 06:01:22

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
Level 56
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You drain superpowers, therefore they are gone forever; you can't have them.

The ability to be an all powerful diety where I have no side effects since I can make them disappear.
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-10 23:55:42

Orannis
Level 57
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You know everything there is to know so life becomes meaningless and you become depressed

Ability to have the last superpower in this thread
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 00:22:27


Grover Incognito
Level 13
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You forget where your house is

Ability to absorb punches like a Muppet
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 00:51:15


{N.W.} Hi
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But you are a muppet

The ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability to have the ability.
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 01:10:47


Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But your ability doesn’t do anything

The ability to make people aware that this thread has returned somewhat
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 03:00:15


{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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But it’s going to die

The ability to spell right
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 11:53:43


Anavasi
Level 46
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And only the word "right"

Being able to summon Pokemon (no special E this time)
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 13:01:54


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe 
Level 57
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But you haven't beaten any Gym leaders, which means you have no badges, which means when they level above 20 they'll disobey and be useless

The power to trade parts of your genetic material with somebody else
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 14:24:47

Orannis
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you can only trade with Danny Devito

ability to have fireproof organs
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 20:13:43


{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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But the rest of you gets burned

The ability to have underwater breathing
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-11 22:00:28

Orannis
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(organs includes skin so I am basically fireproof unless you shoot fire down my throat :P)

you can't breath above water

ability for my boogers to turn into diamonds AFTER I have picked them
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-12 00:40:16


Anavasi
Level 46
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All of them fall on your feet, and they're heavy
Predicting the next 1 hour's events
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-12 00:55:16


{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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(Yeah but your eyes are burned) you can only see red things

The ability to be able to use the force (Star Wars)
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-12 14:54:19

Orannis
Level 57
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it takes an enormous amount of energy and you fall into a coma after using it for more than 5 seconds

ability to beat {N.W.} Hi as the best shitposter on the off-topic forum
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-12 21:53:05


Grover Incognito
Level 13
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but then nobody likes you

The ability to walk through walls
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-13 00:55:11


{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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You then become trapped in a wall
Ability to stop Orannis from taking my place as the best shitposter on ot
Superpower side effect: 2021-01-13 01:36:22


Darth Grover
Level 52
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but Grover ends up beating you both

Ability to eat pancakes at a rate of one per second for a period of over 56 hours
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