You will explode

The ability to win

but only at Candyland

The ability to freeze objects

Everything within a 5-mile radius explodes because of heat
Making time portals

Edited 1/13/2021 04:21:17

To freeze it, you must touch the object and hold your hand there until your arm is frozen to the object as well. Your power is so strong that the only thing that can melt the object off of your arm is if you jumped into a volcano.

The ability to survive jumping into a volcano

(Booooooo)

(Sorry Liech, 97 seconds too late)

Edited 1/13/2021 04:20:47

@playa but only to the unspecified future

@Liech but ones you do it takes 10 years to cool back down to normal temp

The ability to make up two abilities in one post

But you have 2 side effects

The ability to have a high jump but not ever die of height

You jump so high that you end up in space
Doubling the strength of your body

But you are now stone

The ability to turn into anything and back

You retain a part of the thing you turned into every time.

The ability to be liked by every single person on Earth, but not have them be obsessed of me.

You are obsessed with every single person

The abilitt to spell

except the word ability

Ability to move dirt with you mind

But you become stone

The ability to become a Jedi master

but you choke on a hotdog

The ability to shitpost better than Hi

But you shīt daily way too much and get dead

The ability to write an ability in a hurry!

However uninspired your ability is

To eat a car my ability is

Edited 1/15/2021 02:31:16

You can eat a car, but you must swallow the car whole and it never digests

Finding rare stuff in the ground really easily

You can't dig it out. You can only lead others to treasures that you cannot possess.

You can change universal constants, like the strength of gravity

You will mess up the balance of the universe and it will collapse on itself.

The ability to be the best social person in the world.