But they happen at the same time in the same house. Basically you’re living with another one of yourself but they are also a whole different person

Make Liechtenstein bigger

They recieve the negative effects of being bigger.

The ability to have the college degree I want.

But you are too stupid to know your degree is worthless and you get 100K in debt and lose 4 years of your life, which you can't remember

The ability to make people's heads explode

But only when you're within 4 inches of their face.

Being able to telekinetically erode rocks into their base minerals

Your power is very unstable, so you may accidentally erode rocks you don't want, or erode more than your want. For example, you may erode the Pyramids and stone buildings, or the entire Himalayan mountain range when you didn't want to.

The ability to speak every single language on Earth fluently.

You get hired as an ambassador to the country you most hate
Reversing gravity

The atmosphere leaves Earth because there is no gravity.

The ability to jump in any film I want.

(I would be ambassador of the US.)

The film is erased while you're in it, and when you exit, the film is restored but with you in it and everyone watching the film can see you

The ability to pause time when you're sleeping

You can’t unpause it

Having a car that never has any problems working

You now live in LA and can walk most places faster than you can drive there

The ability to change my body in whatever ways I want at will

Each time you do this there's a 1% chance of each cell in your body disappearing instead of transforming

Having perfect accuracy with any handheld projectile or firearm

But only against yourself
Being able to cook everything perfectly

You accidentally drop everything in very filthy places right after cooking them

The ability to get rid of whatever I want

Everything it touches is gotten rid of as well.

I become a genius.

But you become severely autistic and don't shower or brush your teeth

The ability to see who you want naked

You always see everyone naked.

The ability to persuade everyone I want to do what I want.

This is so effective that you accidentally persuade yourself into suicide without thinking one afternoon

Biological immunity to all diseases known and unknown

but your whole body smells like sweaty armpit

Ability to make the best ability in the thread

But as you've already gone you can't post it

Ability to make the perfect 5.0 warzone map

The map isn’t played on ever

Making my cat dance