One days, very young but world weary chicken, ws reading thread on Warlight, I cant tell you what thread (classified) but let's just say, there was creepy and involving a starchy food. the chicken was read, he found enjoy and laughed much to himself, he got to last page, feeling self accomplish, he saw mysteryballs post. He decide to go to utube nd search ballsofmystery stroies, little he no, kfc government traking movements to videos, but chicken was total oblivosly. later that night chicken wnt to bed with his many hens. jst as he say goodnight to his hens, he herd bell dingdong. he anwer door. it was a msysteriballsman. they stare to each other for a hour. it was creepypasta. then chicken close the doors and go upstairs. mysteryballsman just staid still. chickn gets bedroom, realise who mysteryballs................































































he go in to bedrrom.

on his bed.

nuggetz. (and one chicken burger)

all his hens murder.

chicken goes downstar for revenge.

kfc government riddle him with skewer and grill.

moral: never go revenge.

Edited 7/25/2014 09:31:49

So technially what was the story cuz I cant read properly becuz of spelling errors

put picture of me staring at u....

draw my profile picture and make me stair at u

Edited 7/25/2014 09:07:34

soz bout splel erros. human langwages are hard.

btw i got no hands so cant do pictur thing

Edited 7/25/2014 09:31:19

Faaaaaaaaaaa
ck!

At least try to draw

Wow

lol

man works for police, works as autopsy person in morgue, works in morgue in basement of police satuion, dark room with flooresant lights, every day he goes to work, see corpse of criminaled people such as murdered, inspects corpses of people, such as man decapitated with sord, suicide teenager with rope mark on neck, child dead of neglect, cannibal victim with bite marks, man punched to death and face is squished, person drown and has seaweed on him, on 17th December 1996, rape and mutilated child is brought into morgue, morticians pulls sheet off body tray to reveal her, he sees face of child and stifles tear, he conducts experiment of autopsy, this world is a world of badness he thinks to himself, I cant go on anymore doing autopsies, that night he kills himself..........

now he's in the morgue ...

your turn mmb/longhouse/whoever

Thought this thread would just fade away but this guy at Corley services just told me this and I had to share it. He says it's true but some details do seem slightly implausible. So, to paraphrase...

Loads of cars drive down the m1, almost always manned by a human, a guy was driving one car but it didn't stop when he wanted to stop the car, it just kept driving, then blood came out the back so there was blood all over the m1, lots of cars were skidding off the road and people were dying in in the wreckage's.

Anyway back in the car the man was trying everything, the blood was everywhere by the point so everything was scary and there was a kind of whooshing noise and a cackle coming from the dashboard which made it more scary and he couldn't see out the front because of the blood, the car was going really fast now and then it past junction 13 near Bedford and the man thought wo this is bad, but the car kept going and ye blood started to smell really bad too because of all the dogs and cats head in it and the mana eyes were coming out,

The car drove all the way to Portsmouth and dropped him there l covered in blood when he really wanted to stop in Leeds so the man the man was so annoyed and scared but had to hitch a ride back to Leeds but no one wanted him because he was covered in blood and his eyes were coming out and he was screaming

Eventually he got to Leeds and the car but he died.

There was this guy who was playing a couple od SNES games ( da facq? ) and he played to see which was the best...

in one of his games there was this ghost ( probable 8-bit ) and if the player was not to complete the level in the suffeceint time possible the ghost will kill the player and the screen will say ' y u will b s d ' the words were missing so he sent it to nintendo to decode he words , so ninendo decoded it into a jpg. And it was random letters



Dbj3dnhejsn ------ndcjfnfmjrjdjfnrnke

nxkrnrhfjdjrijrm dmdmckfkghkst

they decoded it further



he ehdbehndndnn .... dn dn2j was
dnxjj stalked kdennd to kddnnfnfkrkskm2jks death


And that was the output

21 moths later the man saw a ghost on his bed and he died of a stab wound
1 month later 44% of the nintendo company died

Yes mystery man you are back on form. This may even be better than that classic of the genre - the elevator story.

By the way the title of my previous work is 'bloody car'.

Ok

im on 1 week holiday and I managed to get internet access

Edited 8/4/2014 11:57:21

longhouse that exact same thing happened to me 1ce except it was Southampton

no joke

Edited 8/4/2014 12:02:06

Wow

not really!! I was lying hahah

I tricked all of you now you know how it feels

U ur cool

not

opposite day

see how that feels

you said "ur cool, not", if it's opposite day then that means I am cool.

so it feels pretty good and accurate because I am cool

Ur cool is mean t for u are cool

but when I say not it the opposite dqy bit

oh, lol