3 DAYS LATER-

Viking Slayer returns to the Poor cafe who still hasn’t even begun repairs on the holes everywhere.

“I have brought someone special today” he says with a evil smile.

*Thanos walks in through the largest hole in the cafe, and snaps Grover and UFO to the deepest downs of Arctic Ocean.

*Thanos brings back Viking slayer, and then banishes Alt Harvey to the other side of the multiverse

*Floats to the surface (Everyone knows that Muppets are made of foam)*

*Immediately spotted and rescued by a Latvian cruise ship*

*Enjoys a two week cruise with UFO, hanging out by the pool and partying with the Latvians*

Grover: "I wonder how berden and Alex are doing watching the cafe... HEY UFO, IT'S LIMBO TIME"

*holds limbo pole for Grover as he does the 0.5 metre*

*cruise ship stops by the nearby island and every one goes to party with the beach girls*

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@Viking slayer u messed up on two parts, im an alien with advanced tech, i simply just called my UFO to me as i used my backup supply of water
2. the holes add to the vintage feel of the cafe, helps with the rustic look of the place

this is some disneyfreak309 tier stuff right here

cringe indeed, sad

#unhelpful

If u want to help u can pay for my therapy to get out of this

just beat someone up for money

@I warned ye,

My cafe may be full of cringe but it isn't sad. We are all having a grand old time.

I offered a FrIggIn PhysIcal ManIfestatIon of a Human Soul

>Indian
>offering people something

wow this totally isn't a scam

*While the fools are cruising, Viking slayer the Mighty is busy planting mines with the explosive force of a nuke. Then quickly leaves.


*Berdan steps on one.


*He combusts Along with the whole cafe

And most of whatever town the cafe is in, luckily all savages in the area were evacuated by Viking Slayer post cafe Detonation

Edited 3/19/2022 20:46:17

BanDots, you are so cute, aww

be my waifu

All of Viking Slayer posts are 100% spamming.
pure garbage.


this isn't even remotely entertaining

he talks nonsense at all times

it's pretty annoying




Viking Slayer, go to your spamming topic, but leave the Grover Cafe alone.
I don't want to listen to your homeless incoherent drug addict mumbling

Edited 3/19/2022 21:14:52

*Aiga, a pole vaulter and fellow guest on the cruise falls madly in love with UFO after seeing his limbo skills*

*They are married by the captain*

*Grover and the newlyweds take UFO's UFO back to Grover's Cafe to celebrate*

*Looks around at the rubble*

"Oh no... how are we going to put on the surprise party we were planning for Viking Slayer tomorrow?"

*Starts to dig through the rubble to find the cake they made before they left*

Berdan, Grover himself is playing along with it. Why are you calling me out?

He's probably just grumpy that you blew up the cafe on his watch.

*After realizing you were gonna give him free cake, Viking slayer sees the fault in his ways.
So....


While visiting Berdan at the Hospital for the Combusted, he kidnaps UFO and his Spouse ( with the help of Thanos) and sells them into slavery. He uses the funds from selling them to rebuild the Cafe.

After rebuilding the place, Viking Slayer disappears. Everything appears to be the exact same before Viking slayer showed up. Except one thing. The menu now has a new item “The Super Sardine Sandwich”

*Bribes Thanos with a Super Sardine Sandwich to rescue UFO and Aiga*

"Who knew that Thanos liked sardines that much?"