*finally recovers from the vast amount of drinks i just had on the cruise*

"what the hell has happened here"

*realises i am married*

"well... that aint too bad i guess, ive done worse"

*kisses aiga*

Berdan?
Are you dating with someone else?
I'm not mad, just a bit confused.
Let me consult the internet for a few minutes to find the best course of action.
In the meantime, continue what you're doing. I don't mind.

* Bobba Fett breaks through the cafe’s window.

“Your coming with me back to your slave masters” he says as he grabs UFO.

(UFOs require a intergalactic bounty hunter)

You are confused?

Don't worry babe.

The weather is nice, let's meet at the local park. I will explain everything.

no! aiga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*as viking holds onto the UFO, it lights up angrily and spins faster and faster until VS is but a blur, suddenly he loses his grip, flies through the grimy skylight and into the horizon. A little like this:

Sure. I love being there.

*Invites everyone to Viking Slayer's surprise party*

*but sadly, Viking slayer never showed up, for reasons unknown

*at the park*

soo, Anavasi,
after thinking everything through,
I would like to ask you a question.

do.....
do you want to date me?

* Shows up to party


“I am right here you know”

sorrry your story ark has passed, let Berden take the stage

@UnFairerOrb76

Don't tell me what to do.

I apologise profusely Berdan.

*strolls through the park with aiga*

*Grover jumps out from behind the counter*

"Suuuurrrrrrrprrrriiiiissssssseeeee!"

*Throws delicious three layer cake at Viking Slayer hitting him squarely in the face*

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WHERE THE HECK IS MY ORDER

* Starts eating the cake of his face


“Mmmmmmmmmm, Sardine cake, my favorite”

Thank you, getting covered in sardines is just what I wanted!

No probs!

some cake for me?

Sardine cake? Or...