Date? *blushing*
Sure, Berdan. I love you as a friend. I think we can take our relationship to the next level, so long as you agree to it.

Hey Viking Slayer,

How's about we go head to head in single combat sometime soon for the crown?

Since your rebellious followers all turned tail on you I've been feeling guilty that your uprising fizzled out so un-dramatically.

I expect that you may find my royal act of charity insulting, but give it some thought and let me know.

*Pulls out battle axe

I will gladly take advantage of your pitiful act of foolishness. Winner is the king and the supreme ruler of mind flayers, loser works at the cafe for free for 10 years and must give all tips to the winner.

I already work at the cafe for free.

Also... supreme ruler of mind flayers is a title that is already up for grabs. You can just declare yourself that without contest.

We are playing for Co-King* of Global Chat.

*Co-King because technically I'm still a Co-King and it wouldn't be fair to dethrone Alien without giving him a chance to defend the title too.

I will set up the game sometime in the next day or so. We should probably play best 2 out of 3 or something.

I AM SUPREME RULER OF MIND FLAYERS!!!!

and i. am. UFO!



Edited 3/24/2022 13:44:18

UFO aka Mr. Aiga

UFG: Unidentified Flying Grover

there is only room for one UF in this town!

guess i will move over

UHF

@Anavasi

That's great to hear.

I really appreciate that you agree ^.-

hey! thats a movie

With Weird Al.

It's fantastically bad. :-D

*Blanky walks to the front of the store and notices the "rent overdue" sign hung up.*

"Well that's sad, this cafe used to be my favorite, and was successful months ago. Shame. I see it's still open, but maybe not for long."

Edited 3/30/2022 20:18:09

I'd lIke to have some Baked Potatoes

@#BanDots,

https://pics.me.me/baked-potato-3142805.png

due to the rise in rent costs that potato is now £20

failure to pay within 24hours results in a fine of £10000

no pressure tho :)

Failure to pay the fine results in you being handcuffed to a wall and forced to listen to Viking Slayer talk about his wild schemes for world domination for two weeks

Rent has gone up due to us having to rebuild the whole place.... we payed for it by selling UFO into slavery, but I guess he broke out and then we had to pay A bounty hunter a bunch of money.


That’s why we are behind in rent

And yes I agree with the punishment for not paying for the potatoe