Grover's Cafe: 2022-03-31 03:37:56 |

Darth Grover
Level 52
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Baked potatoes tend to be more expensive due to the cost of keeping their dealers employed
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-01 18:46:59 |

#BanDots
Level 31
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whoopsIe I'm later
Edited 4/1/2022 18:47:39
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-01 18:55:00 |

berdan131
Level 59
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I'm a dot
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-02 16:07:41 |

#BanDots
Level 31
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Then some French FrIes for me
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-03 19:37:10 |
Blanky
Level 51
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*walks by again, notices "RENT AT MAXIMUM DAYS OVERDUE" replacing the old rent sign, then walks away silently*
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-03 20:12:15 |

berdan131
Level 59
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I would like to order "Loxiiv's specialty"
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-03 20:21:51 |

Darth Grover
Level 52
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*Walks up to the rent sign*
"What is this doing here? I've owned this building for 25 years..."
*Removes rent sign and throws it into the dumpster on top of Loxiiv and Harvey*
Grover: "How are you guys doing in there?"
Harvey: "Bullocks."
Grover: "Okay, well you keep doing you."
*Closes dumpster and walks back into the cafe.*
*Sees berden waiting for service*
Grover: "Oh no, sorry for keeping you waiting. What can I get you?"
berden: "See above post."
Grover: "Coming right up."
*Walks across the street to the park and collects paper bag full of fresh dog poop*
*Sets it on fire*
*Walks back to dumpster behind the cafe*
*Lifts lid*
*Drops bag into dumpster*
*Returns to berden at the counter*
Grover: "Your order is ready for you sir. It's just around back."
berden: "Thanks!"
Grover: (Softly to himself) "These millennials sure have some unusual taste."
Edited 4/3/2022 20:23:04
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-03 23:18:49 |

EIGBM
Level 55
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words are not capable of describing this level of cringe
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-04 17:40:45 |

berdan131
Level 59
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Loxiiv has some unusual taste.
As a french, kitchen is his second home
his meals come with a "bonus"
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-04 22:40:22 |

Darth Grover
Level 52
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*Apologizes to Aiga*
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-05 19:02:59 |

Alien
Level 61
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can I have something worthy of a king
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Grover's Cafe: 2022-04-05 19:11:27 |

Viking Slayer II
Level 55
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Me too
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