I hire Foxtrot because I need some counter help

I fire Darth Grover because I want this to stop being a hire or fire lookalike

I fire Money Fall On You because I don't need a reason to fire

I fire everyone that tried to hire or fire someone in here for posting in the wrong thread

I hire all of you guys because this thread doesn't have any rules against it

I take ownership of the cafe, since the lack of rules made Grover unable to stop me from doing so,

*GASP*

*BEGINS TO MELT INTO THE FLOOR*

can someone clean up the floor please? its covered in liquid Grover...

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@JK_3,

Bet you didn't know that hostile takeovers of monster-owned cafes are how they manufacture shag carpets.

For some reason PETA says a lot about the fur trade but completely ignores that abhorrent practice.

PETA doesnt have the balls to mess with such powerful people as us

I've heard that soybean gonads don't have the same punch

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Jk, I think that maybe Money drank too much coffee

Good evening, Mx. Grover.
Do you have any literary advice I could use for my stories?
I have a few projects on the burner and I would like to serve them to the customers once they're ready.
The only issue is that it kind of feels bland and boring and it's been made by a child.
Any advice, kind person, would be welcome.
(Oh, and I would like to order a chocolate cheesecake, if possible.)

Thanks in advance, kind person. Stay safe, and take care of yourself, alright? Have a wonderful life.

The new management of the Cafe has made the executive decision to ban Money's access to the database immediately.

While we understand such measures are often excessive, we also recognize the importance of preventing incidents where Grover might be deleted.

DO NOT DELETE JK's NEW SHAG CARPET PLEES

Edited 6/9/2023 14:33:38

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YAY I OWN GROVER'S CAFE AND MY FIRST ACT IS TO MOVE THE REVIEWS PAGE TO ANOTHER SITE WITH A DIFFERENT DATABASE. MY SECOND ACT IS TO DENY EVERYONE ELSE ACCESS TO THE DATABASE

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