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Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-02 12:33:10


Darth Grover
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I hire Foxtrot because I need some counter help
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-03 05:09:32

Money Fall on You
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I fire Darth Grover because I want this to stop being a hire or fire lookalike
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-03 10:13:04


Foxtrot
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I fire Money Fall On You because I don't need a reason to fire
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-03 13:05:41


JK_3 
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I fire everyone that tried to hire or fire someone in here for posting in the wrong thread
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-03 17:54:50


Darth Grover
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I hire all of you guys because this thread doesn't have any rules against it
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-04 15:34:07


JK_3 
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I take ownership of the cafe, since the lack of rules made Grover unable to stop me from doing so,
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-04 16:36:27


Darth Grover
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*GASP*

*BEGINS TO MELT INTO THE FLOOR*
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-05 22:01:19


JK_3 
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can someone clean up the floor please? its covered in liquid Grover...
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-07 11:47:50

Money Fall on You
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DROP TABLE everyone_who_posted_here;
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-07 16:47:28


Darth Grover
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@JK_3,

Bet you didn't know that hostile takeovers of monster-owned cafes are how they manufacture shag carpets.

For some reason PETA says a lot about the fur trade but completely ignores that abhorrent practice.
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-07 17:07:48


JK_3 
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PETA doesnt have the balls to mess with such powerful people as us
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-07 17:44:22


Darth Grover
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I've heard that soybean gonads don't have the same punch
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-08 09:39:34

Money Fall on You
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DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "JK_3";
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-08 12:04:11


Darth Grover
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Jk, I think that maybe Money drank too much coffee
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-08 12:20:36


Anavasi
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Good evening, Mx. Grover.
Do you have any literary advice I could use for my stories?
I have a few projects on the burner and I would like to serve them to the customers once they're ready.
The only issue is that it kind of feels bland and boring and it's been made by a child.
Any advice, kind person, would be welcome.
(Oh, and I would like to order a chocolate cheesecake, if possible.)

Thanks in advance, kind person. Stay safe, and take care of yourself, alright? Have a wonderful life.
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-08 18:48:07


JK_3 
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The new management of the Cafe has made the executive decision to ban Money's access to the database immediately.

While we understand such measures are often excessive, we also recognize the importance of preventing incidents where Grover might be deleted.
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-09 14:33:27


Darth Grover
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DO NOT DELETE JK's NEW SHAG CARPET PLEES

Edited 6/9/2023 14:33:38
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-10 05:16:08

Money Fall on You
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<entry to reviews page on the site>
Worst website'); update table managerinfo where name = 'JK_3' set soldto to 'Money Fall on You'; insert into managerinfo values (3, 'Money Fall on You', NULL);
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-10 05:17:15

Money Fall on You
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YAY I OWN GROVER'S CAFE AND MY FIRST ACT IS TO MOVE THE REVIEWS PAGE TO ANOTHER SITE WITH A DIFFERENT DATABASE. MY SECOND ACT IS TO DENY EVERYONE ELSE ACCESS TO THE DATABASE
Grover's Cafe: 2023-06-10 07:02:01

Money Fall on You
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DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
DELETE FROM TABLE everyone_who_posted_here WHERE name = "Darth_Grover";
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