YAY I OWN GROVER'S CAFE AND MY FIRST ACT IS TO MOVE THE REVIEWS PAGE TO ANOTHER SITE WITH A DIFFERENT DATABASE. MY SECOND ACT IS TO DENY EVERYONE ELSE ACCESS TO THE DATABASE

Sir, please dont yell so loud in here.

If you had a few too many drinks and can no longer control yourself, I suggest you go home and take a nice nap.

Sir, I'm gonna ban you from the cafe indefinitely

*Suspiciously blue shag carpet begins to make grumbling noises*

*Absorbs Money Fall on You*

*BURP*

Yeah, that was a dummy of me, I was nowhere near the "carpet"

*pushes the real Money to the center of the carpet*

*Omnomnom*

grover stop eating my feet

Edited 6/15/2023 02:28:17

Breaking News:
Maniac attempts to take over Grover's Cafe, gets killed in freak accident!

In all seriousness, though, what the hell is happening?

*Elevator Music plays in the Background*

why is grover lying in a puddle on the ground

Because it's be really hard to lay in a puddle on the ceiling

can i have a cup of coffee? or is it self service now that youve turned into a puddle?

I thought you are the boss now. I should be asking YOU for a cup of coffee

(a clone of me walks in the cafe)
EVERYONE GET OUT YOU WILL ALL BE BANNED INDEFINITELY
(breaks the "carpet" to bits)

Edited 6/17/2023 10:11:53

I wouldn't mess with that shag carpet after seeing Waffle's AI picture of it...

(carries the carpet to outside of town using gloves, a shovel, and a claw tool to be extra safe)

Edited 6/18/2023 06:56:37

@jk the grover puddle is the coffee, just scoop your cup into it and take a drink

ignore the smell

*slurp*

(walks back in and the grover's cafe is the same as when i left minus the carpet not being there)
I SAID YOU'RE ALL BANNED NOW GET OUT ALREADY

*Walks from my hiding place behind the door*

"April Fools!"