Aranka, you should have kept mum a while longer. These yokels had started to miss your constants rebuttals and, oh so frequent, rises to their bait. This is probably a stretch of the imagination, but they enjoy a good mental swordfight against you, even if it is just to fulfill their sadistic pleasures. The choice rests with you alone whether to continue the petty to and fro or to ignore their jibes and settle down as a respectable forum-poster (if possible)
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You can pinpoint the exact moment where this thread became over-serious and shit. It was when it became fully YAAT. I think that was when Myhand posted, but nike has to take some of the blame.

@GeneralGror - don't be such an obsequious little fanboy. As shown by her continued interactions with Tig and Myhand, she isn't interested in people who think positively of her, so don't bother pretending to.

Also i'd like to mentionate a well known chinese proverb: "Pussy is out of the internet, son."

So yeah, i agree with X, there is no reason to think positively and defend her at every cost, becoming a Truth Defensor and a Chavalier of unprotected Ladies.
Better listen to the chinese illuminated wise advice.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white%20knight

Dear General Gror,

The high command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ is very impressed with your defence of our Public Relations Director, Aranka ♦ ɌeLite ♦ from our enemies, who continues to use foolhardy attempts to weaken our clan's reputation and morality. You applied a combination of aggressiveness and wittiness in your speech, and your use of imagery and vocabulary was very distinctive indeed. Such talent is greatly needed in our counter-YARTB department, which specialize in efficiently defending our clan's honor and interests. Therefore, we now offer you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to join ♦ ɌeLite ♦! Seize your chance and join our ranks, and together we shall rule the forums, and all shall tremble before our might and power!

We anticipate your reply.

That will be all.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Announcer, what is ReLite's perspective on Aranka's Boobs? I'm very interested to know.

Dear Apex member,

That rather depends. Are you talking about Aranka's boobs or Aranka's Boobs? In my opinion, one is very nasty and the other is very nice. Which one do you think is which?

Forgive me for answering your question with another question, but the majority of the high command is not online. Would you like me to ask the high command for more details later?

♦ ɌeLite ♦

as a member of the high command i must report that i am highly disapointed with the last 2 replies as they havent included the following statement:
the ♦ ɌeLite ♦ high command would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

She only has one?

I think the capitalisation in my question should have made things subtly clear.

And how many are there in total now ?

Dear Apex member,

Very well. To avoid confusion I shall refer to you as X, your original name.

Obviously, as mentioned before, I cannot reveal your entire profile as such top secret documents contain details are required by the counter- YARBT department for efficiently combatting our opponents.

After a quick glance at your file, it seems that we believe you display much of the traits that can also be found in Aranka. One of the most notable similarity is the fact you take pleasure in offending people, which defines you as troll. Like Aranka, you use complex vocabulary at times, and like Aranka, you often engage in arguments in the forum. Indeed, if you displayed less hostility to ♦ ɌeLite ♦, the high command would be interested in having you work in the Public Relations Department along with Aranka.

In terms of gameplay, you have a similarity with Aranka too; you're the weakest player in your clan.

I have been reminded by the high command that the purpose the this Flagship account is to announce the latest ♦ ɌeLite ♦ news, and not comment on the behaviour and gameplay of individual players.

Lastly, I would like to remind everyone of our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

That will be all
♦ ɌeLite ♦

PS: Pls note that there is an impostor out with the same name of this account claiming to be myhandisonfire. This is false. This account does not belong to myhandisonfire.

I am willing to work as a double-agent for the ReLite PR service.

My one demand is that Aranka only be paid two-thirds as much as I am, for the same work. I would also like for any claims of sexual harassment to be overlooked.

Lastly, I would like to remind everybody of ReLite's 14-3 win over my old clan, ruled by the despotic Mentionater. [See how good I would be?]

FOR X.APEX'S EYES ONLY
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Dear X. apex,

The ♦ ɌeLite ♦ high command is delighted to hear about your interest to work for us. We now offer you the role of Public Relations Co-Chief (a.k.a. Propaganda Co-Chief). As you probably know, we pay our workers with statistic wins, where the high command uses a secret account and creates a specific amount of games with you, then after joining, the secret account surrenders and you get the win. Currently, Aranka is offered 40 1v1 games for her work every month, and we shall be happy to offer you 60, which will be enough to swell you win rates very quickly.

We also agree to your request about overlooking sexual harassment. In fact, Aranka has, in the last month alone, filed 243 complaints to the high command about sexual harassment and sexism in the workplace, which has all been ignored.

You may begin work immediately. Put on our great clan tag and blast those haters to death!

Lastly, we would like to remind you to remind all about our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

That will be all. We look forward to our cooperation.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Announcer, if it's clear to all that X-Apex and myself are respectively the worst players in our alliance, do you have any idea why we were allowed to join ??

Furthermore, I'm shocked to learn that all my serious complaints are not even being taken seriously :O

And that, children , is why we have a meme thread ! v

FOR RELITE EYES ONLY

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I'm delighted to be on the team. I hope you don't mind me retaining my current clan tag; I think I will produce better results working undercover.

YARBTs will be dealt with promptly and effectively. YAATs will be well-organised and more prevalent. Myhand and Tigger will be struck down and made to cry. The High Command will be delighted with my work, I assure you. When I look at ReLite and Aranka's Boobs, they are very pleasing to me.

I hope it's okay to bring this up on my first day, but I think something about the dress code needs to change in the PR office. Aranka's miniskirt and boob tube aren't nearly revealing enough. May I suggest the following modifications to the women's dress code:

• Shorter miniskirt and no boob tube.
  
  
• Tighter boob tube and no miniskirt.
  
  
• The devil outfit that I posted on Aranka's fashion thread.
  
  
• Just a leather collar.

I also think I saw her underwear, but the dress code doesn't mention underwear. That can't be allowed, can it? If she is disciplined for this as I hope she will be, I would like to request that I be the one to administer it.

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FOR EVERYONE ELSE

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Damn, it's a shame that I wasn't accepted. I guess I will just continue to comment on ReLite in a completely unbiased way. I hope you will still be able to remind people of your 14-3 victory over WM.

Clothing I just do for your own good and protection :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B76Hvf3qG3M

shit aranka... literally

You don't know how low my standards are, Astrid.

We would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

For all you Cato-wannabes out there, that joke is getting rather old, can't you invent a new signature line every once in a while...? :(