i cry :'(

I fire UFO for letting his emotions interfere with the job

Fire Grover for not letting UFO bring his whole self to work. Please speak to HR on the way out.

I hire l4v.r0v because I saw him on tv the other day getting pardoned by the president

I fire Grover for watching too much tv

I hire JK because I'm in a good mood today

I hire Grover because I'm in a good mood due to recently being hired by Grover

I hire JK_3 because New Year New Me

I fire Grover because we over-hired during the pandemic but interest rates are now high, our growth is slowing down, we'll have to relax spending, and we need to let some of our workforce go. Sorry Grover.

I fire lavrov for firing valued employees without having the authority to do so. Please speak to HR on your way out...

Hire JK for being a Jedi knight

I fire Leich for being bias to Jedi.

I fire UFO for being out of this world.

I fire JK_3 for not striving to be JK_1

I fire Grover for discriminating based on a number.

I hire JK3 for not discriminating based on a number

I hire Someone for being different from Everyone

I hire JK_3 for being inclusive

I hire Alien because I am inclusive

I fire jk to make more room