dog food is cheaper than cat food, just feed them dog food.
if you're really busy for a week, don't feed them, you won't have to deal with the litter, cats can go for surprisingly long without food.
following on my second advice, if you go away for a month, just leave a pierced bag of dog food on the floor, the cat will be fine.
they don't like being pulled by their tail, so whenever they do anything bad, hang them from their tail for an hour, that will do, if it's really bad you can do more
and lastly, if you're having a night drinking with friends, make sure to share with your cat, you don't want to be mean

Me and my cat live alone, neither of us ever goes outside (Ik because I sealed every possible escape and hole in entire appartment [except ventilation, but I got bars set there 2cm wide]), but she keeps giving birth to litters of deformed cats, how do I stop this?

You shouldn’t take any of the advice above seriously.

If you don’t feed the cat, chances are they will be fine but they will need a way to get inside and outside. Cats domesticated themselves. They’re very good hunters. They’ll eat the wildlife if they haven’t been fed.

You are wrong

*animal abuse* :::calls fbi:::

Just in case someone dumb takes any of this advice seriously:

1. Dog food is cheaper because it has more vegetables and other filler in it. Cats need more protein in their diets than dogs do, and this tends to cost more.

2. Alcohol is lethal poison for cats, even in the smallest doses. So is a lot of other things, most notably onions and garlic.

About what? You should give https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380 a read.

@Rento, please explain how my cat survives eating French onion soup then? Even more so considering I put little bit of vine in it??? According to you my cat is dead.

"they will need a way to get inside and outside"

"Inside" should be a weather safe place. You dont need a hole in your house that ruins all your warming isolation. Cats are able to cope with cold temperatures more than some people think. Mainly just need a place that is safe of wet weather. If you put some blankets to it that will be very fine.

Especially if they have grown up outside, its a pain for cats to be locked inside. The much you may think what is good for human is good for cats and the much you want to do your cat a favor. You dont, if you tread it it like a human.

EDIt: Just pointing that out, because I have a neighbour who has several locked-in cats , but is making me accusations that I dont care about my cat when its running around outside when its cold.

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Arent there breeds of indoor cats who actually like it inside?

Certainly a cat likes it warm. But it also likes to have place outside and ofc to extinct mammals and birds ;-)

I mean if the cat has grown up inside, it won't miss the place it has outside.

Jokes aside with extinction of birds and mammals: Currently where I live, it is not required to registrate/chip the cat in order to make estimations for owned cat population. As far as that is, I don't think I need to worry about that.

What also may help in this regard is a bell for the cat, but then others will say again thats a pain for the cat.

Just note. Whatever you do someone will be against it. ;)

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everyone saying my advice is wrong is probably on drugs, I have the best cat, he enjoys his daily heroin and weekly ecstasy, I'm the best

Are you sure it isn’t the other way around?

no

antekrist maybe ur cat built resistance to death by living in the yugoslav wars?

reported for racism, racism is really uncool

Your mother is in my room, why is she taking her clothes off?

pity for incels

Benyyl's cats will be fine.

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