Where N is your post number. In other words, the first post adds one word, the second adds 2 words, the third adds 3 words, ... the Nth post adds N words, and so on...

I'll start:

Once

upon a

time, time was

bigger in texas. So,

my pal Clint and I

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realized saying n words is bad.

We went shopping, but we found many

wildebeests crossing the street. They were surprisingly very

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docile. So Clint and I rode the wildebeests through

Coconut Mall, stopping next to the barber's shop, where we

went inside for a haircut but instead ate the barber because

we were hungry. Peter was happy to go outside for the race.

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After all, snail racing is very lucrative, doubly so if racing a rock.

Triply so in Texas, where time is bigger! Back in the day, Texas snails

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used to be considered a delicacy by the French, until it was discovered that they

were not intended by God for human consumption. Oops! Instead, God had created Texas snails to

race against turtles. In 2025 the world cup of snail racing is held in Germany. That is

a significant and unexpected deviation from the norm, as It was previously held in multiple different nations including:

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(bracket the number of your post so that the person below knows to add one to that, so the guy below me now is 19)

Absurdistan, Bikini Bottom, Vulcan, Romulus, Kronos, Bajor, Cardassia, the death star, and - frequently - the dark side of the moon.

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The sport is growing and is very popular in the world. Peter did a great job to win last time.