To my fellow lighters of war:

These past few months have been a crazy experience. I remember vividly the first time Pooncrew mentioned Warlight to me. I was skeptical, but gave it a try anyway.

I was hooked. I was like a junkie, constantly chasing that next high. It was the same feeling I had after losing my virginity. I ate, slept, and breathed Airlift cards, light fog, and westeros maps.

Unfortunately, life circumstances have changed and I'll be unable to continue playing at the capacity I'd like. I feel it would be a disservice to the community, and especially my clan, to half-ass it. So I'm leaving.

First and foremost, I'd like to thank the Poon Squad. Most of my memories are of plowing enemies with you guys, and you've truly taught me what brotherhood is all about, and served as a constant reminder to not take life too seriously. I may never again read about the American Revolution without thinking of the games we played on that map, usually titled "The Cum Shot Heard Round the World." When life gets me down, I'll still be able to live by the Poon Squad's credo: "Just Plow."

Finally, I'd like to thank all the Poon Squad haters for reminding me that while there may be bozos out there who don't like who you are, you gotta just plow through that resistance and remind yourself that "those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

So with those words of wisdom I leave you all. Good luck in the real world. Some of you are gonna need it.

Poon on!

-Slippy

Sad to see you go brother. It was fun plowing with you.

i will miss you my good freind

Good riddance to crudeness friends who sniff up drugs.

Grow up kapy

I can't believe that after all this time you are finally leaving. I feel like December was only a few months ago. Warlight won't be the same without you.

^Sarcasm : Pass it on

Yeah, rule of thumb if you have not been here a year, don't post some farewell thread.

The freight train is rolling out of the station fellas. Have some respect.

Respect for what? This is just shitposting. I never even met this guy till this post. He hasn't even been here for a year. Forgive me for not having any judgment for him except that he's poonsquad.

^

Same here, never heard of this player.

Guarantee you Pooncrew never heard of those other bozos who retired recently but he wished them well anyway. Slippy deserves as much respect as they do.

No, he said "If your interested in joining the poon squad shoot me a message"

That was his way of honoring him. Being asked to join the Poon Squad is the highest honor a Warlight player can receive

No respect for the freight train?

I think becoming Fizzer would be a greater honor.

That was his way of honoring him. Being asked to join the Poon Squad is the highest honor a Warlight player can receive

You should join clan league

Poon Squad, you seem to think the forums revolve around you.

They actually revolve around :

Political arguments, fizzer's comments and skilled players' comments.

Skilled also takes into account general reputation and veteran status.

I remember after roughly 3 months of Forum, i had all the big names down. Need help disseminating these interesting folk? Look at older posts.

Pointless post as people don't know who you are and it shouldn't be in general. This should be in your own clan forums.

Fizzer, be a good idea to delete this thread.