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Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-11 16:05:32


Joker
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Who is more lustful? Myhand and his soft porn profile pics? Dead piggy and his x rated words? Red and his gay porn skating photo shoot? Or sze and his obsession with mathematical equations?

Also, doesnt it seem they all at some point or another were trying to get in Aranka's e-panties? If there were a hot single girl in a room with all four, how do you imagine each guy would try to talk up the girl? And who would end up getting the girl?
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-11 17:40:14


Naomi
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This is a terribly wonderful question to which sze isn't even here anymore to defend himself. *sits and watches discussion*
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-11 22:48:25


professor dead piggy 
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I think red would go first, and use lots of cheesy one liners. Then sze would do something awkward like come over and apologise for red and get her a drink and try to talk to her about anything other than economics. He would then start talking to her about economics. Myhand would try to be aloof and show her how he doesnt need her. Hit on the second hottest girl, neg her and peacock. I would be more interested in talking to sze and myhand. Noone gets the girl.
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 00:14:10


[WM] แต€แดดแดฑ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ 
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a look in the eyes worth a thousand words. ;)




Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 01:53:15


Guiguzi 
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I think Red would go first too. I don't think he'd use one-liners though. I think he'd just go straight to attack mode (flirting, lots of eye contact, getting closer). But it might end up like his 1v1 games: lots of action, no decisive move to win the game!

Next would be Sze. I agree here too. He would try to impress the girl with his intelligence. He'd mention what he studies, where he studies, that he volunteers his time as a teacher, etc. If the girl is hot, she probably won't care, since hot girls tend to be of average intelligence and are more interested in Facebook than real books. If Sze isn't attractive, he has no chance, especially if he is too direct, not humorous, or doesn't make the girl want to know more about him. Hot girls are materialistic. Society and constant praising have made them so.

Dead Piggy will go next, because he's pretty. He'll try to be prince charming. He'll bat his pretty eyes and smile at the girl to get her attention. But by the time he opens his mouth, a gay guy from around the corner will interrupt him -- Pretty Piggy must get this a lot, for being so pretty -- and ruin the moment.

Last will be myhand. He likes to sit back and bide his time. He wants to observe the girl's reactions to the others and plan accordingly. He's not the handsome young guy he used to be when he landed all the ladies so easily. So he'll rely less on appearance and more on charm, humor, body language, and making the girl feel comfortable.

After he talks up the girl for a while and feels like he's about to go in for the kill, her boyfriend or husband will return from wherever he was and she will politely excuse herself. (All hot girls are already taken! Not only that, they have a waiting list of male friends who are working behind the scenes to make the girl leave the guy she is currently with! These guys never had a chance!)
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 02:13:01


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Haha, awesome. I do get that a lot, going to gay clubs has become a huge pain in the ass/ego boost. I think I understand what its like for attractive young women when they go out.

So if I am a girl and not already taken does that mean Im not hot?
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 02:30:34


Guiguzi 
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You did say you are pretty. That is too juicy of a statement to let slide.

No. It's just a generalization. To remain completely true to facts isn't as fun. Who's to say that girl was worth hitting on in the first place? What if she had the personality of Aranka? Then after Red had his go, the other guys would all just back off (maybe Sze would try, I think he's into being with a dominatrix.)
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 02:45:11


professor dead piggy 
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I said other people say I am pretty. They do, a lot.

If she had the personality of Aranka I would be more likely to talk to her I think. Mosy on over "hey babe, you come here often ;)" "Yes, I am a medical student at blah blah university so I cant afford my own drinks. Instead I come here to get hit on and bought drinks by old men in smoking jackets. In exchange I let them check out my ass in this dress. If they try to look down my top I give them dirty looks until they buy me champagne." "You are a bottom feeding oxygen theif aren't you? " "How dare you talk to me like that you sexist pig? its my body and I can do what I want with it" "Whatever, Do you fancy any of those guys?" "yes, the polish one that looks like patrick swayze and flails his arms when he talks about a subject he is passionate about" "cool, let me introduce you to my friend Peter"...
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 03:17:51


professor dead piggy 
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"but first, can you help us settle a bet? My friend doesnt believe me that girls say I'm pretty." "Yes, youre pretty. PRETTY STINKY AHAHAHAHA GET IT!?" "..." "Yeah I guess, you have a cute smile. Now introduce me to peter already, I wonder if he can use labour economic theory to explain why I get paid exactly the same as my male counterpart?"
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 03:22:47


Aranka 
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@Dead Piggy - You were quite correct with your assumption of how they would react. It hits pretty close to reality.

@Malamute - So that's your dog and gf ?

@Qi - So if you are correct then A)Hot girls can't be smart and B)Hot girls can't be single, does that mean that C)Smart girls are ugly and D)If she's single she might be smart, but must be ugly ?

@Piggy - I never allow guys to pay for my drinks, did the option of being a daddy's girl elude you ?? :P
Besides, a guy being passionate about something can be attractive. Better then a piece of furniture who doesn't care much about anything.
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 03:29:38


professor dead piggy 
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Stop addressing me. You are a prop in this thread, a prop with tits, for us to hypothesise about to comic effect and for our own entertainment. I dont care what you think about my assumptions.
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 03:34:21


professor dead piggy 
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The fact that the man buying your drinks is related to you changed almost nothing at all. Or do you think he doesnt check out your ass?
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 04:09:00


Aranka 
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First you say to stop adressing me and then you respond to me, how does that make sense ?

Secondly...I was just toying around with the wordplay for I knew otherwise people would come up with the (sugar)daddy references.
And no, I do not think dads will look at their daughters asses. To them, they'll always remain their little girl and looking at little girl's in such a context/way is just well.......weird.
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 04:24:19


professor dead piggy 
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Shut up, I want myhand or qi or red or x or anyone but you to post. I think youre putting them off.
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 05:09:44


Joker
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Aranka, you know the answers. What are they?
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 10:37:05


[WM] แต€แดดแดฑ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ 
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@ aranka - no. it was just a few screenshots from some random YT video. The malamute in the video reminds me a lot of my Mal though.. here are some pics of my Stu:

17days old:

3 months with his sister:

6months:


2,5yo:


unfortunately he had a very bad case of canine epilepsy and despite we did everything we could, he crossed the rainbow bridge :(


sorry for hijacking the thread ;)
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 10:42:44


Aranka 
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He looked so cute :O :O

Sorry to hear he passed away :(
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 15:34:18


{rp} GeneralGror
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Rainbow bridge

Does that mean there's a pot of gold waiting at the other end?
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 16:25:48


Addy the Dog 
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Shut up, I want myhand or qi or red or x or anyone but you to post. I think youre putting them off.


sup dawg. thinking about other guys hitting on girls reminds me that i am sad and lonely, so I left this thread alone.

allowing dogs on your bed is gross. sorry. that girl looks nice but I wouldn't want to so much as shake her hand or sit on her sofa if she treats her dog like that. my girlfriend-at-the-time was once petting her friend's dog on her lap and then she wanted to cuddle without even washing her hands. it truly repulsed me. she was drunk and offended so i relented. that was a horrible evening in general.

I also once accidentally stood on my friend's dog when I was 12. I was sat on a chair and the dog crawled beneath my feet without me realising, and when I tried to stand up I felt this organism squirm out from underneath my foot. then it looked up at me, it looked betrayed, and I was like 'yo dawg, this is your bad. never tell anybody this happened.'

[here I wrote about what I would do about dogs if I were in charge of the universe. but people would violently hate me for it, so just let it be known that I hate dogs and the idiots who love them.]
Joker's Dating Service: 2013-06-12 16:30:39


Vladimir Vladimirovich 
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do you realise you have a serious obsession about clenliness, dont you? do you also sterilise your girls xxx before touching there?
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