Well a clean xxx is a must with a girl. Otherwise no smint, no kiss.

i agree with the clean, but he sounds like the sterilizing type

Whip out the carbolic acid...

I think dogs are disgusting, not vaginas. I take a bold pro-vagina stance.

But female dogs have vaginas... Paradox?

Whip out the carbolic acid...

Only if they try to get an education.

But female dogs have vaginas... Paradox?

Sorry, I was referring specifically to human vaginas. (I find myself saying that way too often.)

that would have sounded much better if you said bitches have vaginas.....

I was considering, but it sounded a tad vulgar.

Usually when someone is accusing people of being gay has a lot of repressed homosexuality. So i'd say that piggy and myhand would end it toghter discovering their new sexual orientation, sze would stay all night making calculation about the probability of his success with the girl and i'd be somewhere out as usually girls goes for me and not viceversa.

hahaha you didnt realize what you just wrote there, did you?

Clapclap, you won finding out wordplay here...

Wordplay? No, Aranka-like levels of un-self-aware hypocrisy.

Now, talking seriuosly you all seem like a bunch of teenagers whose average conversation is:

- haha look at that faggot on rollerblade!
- yeah dude skateboard is better! fuck the rollerbladers!

So excuse me if i'm not still able to do pro level slalom or aggressive style with jumps tricks and all other skill-required tecniques. (even if could be able, you still couldn't know which level i might be). Second, i wasn't

gay porn posing

, just come in july or august in italy with 40°C doing everything sporty and you would also die even with a fucking t-shirt on. Last but not least... it's easy to talk behind a monitor, you can say everything you want, that you are rocco siffredi, that you are a don giovanni or a michael phelps in the sport you want, but as long as you don't post anything but your words, you still have nothing.

Wordplay? No, Aranka-like levels of un-self-aware hypocrisy.

Did you asked why the thing about dead and myhand came right after the first sentece?

I know Rocco Sifredi. I didnt meet him in person, but I was lucky to meet two of the girls he worked with in St.Petersburg. By the name of Lena and Sonya.
Lena proved to me that you cant be angry at a sexy girl that is approaching your sleeping place in hot pants and a tank top asking a question you can not possible refuse.

just come in july or august in italy with 40°C doing everything sporty

you just said you are better at your sport because you are used to those temperatures.... the game goes on

PS: the climate where i live at is +- the same

Actually it wasnt even a question.

looks like myhand was raped....

Damn schizo, not sure if you are tard, or just trying to looks so.

The sentece wasn't finish there, i said that do to those temperatures it's hard to do some sport with clothes on... it's simple as it looks like, i know you can do that.

As for the fact that you have +- the same temperature, i invite you to consider the humidity level... Don't know where you live...but i live in a vast plane zone called "Pianura Padana" which has very stagnant air, so no wind with all the pollution creating a greenhouse effect with the humidity at 100%! Belive it or not, the humidity raises the temperature perceived a lot.

Sounds like a wonderful place to live!