::overthrows the aristocracy::

Read Jeff's take on the divisive figure LND***, as the Warden scored a scoop of the fight.



Edited 6/18/2024 14:11:06

Ralph, you do realize LND is not JK_3?

alexclusive, you do realise #BLAMEJK?

Spellchecker master of desaster failed to realize the wrong name was printed to press. He apologizes for the mix-up. It should be fixed now

Edited 6/18/2024 14:12:02

You can use ChatGPT to spellcheck.

Player namer: MarkusBM
Position: Top
Strengths: Kinda decent at the game, low bootrisk
Weaknesses: Lack of motivation, slow play, little to no attention paid to the game, fast turns
Opinions: Ralph is oppressive for forcing me to sign up here and not accepting my discord sign up

Ralph, you do realize LND is not JK_3?

@JK, they're onto us.

Ralph, your newspaper articles are probably the coolest thing I've seen in the forums ever :)

Loool throwing me under the bus despite me being the one who actually hit him up for having the wrong name 😂😂 i got a losing record against Ralph as well now

I would like to participate, too (as a player i think), so here I am!

Strengths?
- Very shameless
- Writes a lot in team chat
- Doesn't know any template (except weird ones, like landria or biomes)

Weaknesses?
- Probably wont be accepted, since no alts (but due to strength #1 here's the application ^-^)
- Reads chunks of text, no matter the size
- After reading the chunks, does what thinks is best

Other achievements
- Very cringe (Enough to make Octane mad in a game)
- Claims to be using a VPN (very weird player)
- Loves headpats, but refuses to be lured into your house

(Edit) Warnings! (Real weaknesses)
- I strategize my troops, but in fact am inexperienced commanding them on the field
- I usually attack only with territories i posess. Attacking through territories i do not yet posess is tiring... and beyond my expertise
- No games against LND, so my power cannot be measured in any possible way

Edited 6/18/2024 21:25:55

I agree with alex, can't wait to see more editions of The ML Warden!

Edited 6/18/2024 14:30:19

With TDs signup we are already at 20 players and 4 managers!!!!! Less than 6 hours after launch.

NOTE: I do not consider Truth Drangon to be an alt (I mean he might be/probably is, but I highly doubt he would also join with his main so at that point idrc), and also I dont feel like banning him because hes on my good side.

Edited 6/18/2024 14:36:49

Which brings us back to the original question: Who is Truth Drangon?

Indeed, Ralph's no alts rule has bent very quickly... I wonder if we have another NC23 on our hands?

I would love to participate. My preferences in templates:
(1)Strategic Greece
(2)Strat ME
(3)Landria Earth 2v2
(4)Biomes 2v2
(5)EA

(96)Strat MME 2v2
(97)French Brawl
(98)Timid Land
(99)Ursa Lunacy

PS: before paying for me check my bootrate
PS for the manager that will have bought stefano or me: pay also for the other one and field us together in landria 2v2. We might mess up but we will have fun

sign me up as a player. i can play whatever, but i'm too lazy to write a biography so this is all you're getting from me

I will play as a player

I am very reliable - on multiple times per day

Have never been booted from a multi-day tourney that honours vacations

I will be on a cruise for 7 days starting July 1 and will not be on during that time.

I am comfortable playing all variants of games

i would like to sign up as a player

sign me up as a 1 nohham player that nobody chooses :)